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"I get all my witty sayings from T-shirts"

Discussion in 'Experienced Cannabis Enthusiasts' started by TooSicKs, Jul 7, 2003.

  1. #1 TooSicKs, Jul 7, 2003
    So lets, hear it, your favorite "witty t-shirt" sayings, your original ones that you think should be on t' shirts.

    "I get all my witty sayings from T-shirts" -seen on shirt
    "I'd cause trouble but I'm too lazy" -me
    "I see dumb people" -shirt

    Peace
     
  2. #2 Bud Head, Jul 7, 2003
    For the women who are reading....

    If you are close enough to read this shirt.......

    Your close enough to have sex with me!!!!!!!


    This shirt is worn by a stud..

    Looks like you need my service....


    Give it up babe..

    I'm all the man you'll need.



    I may not be as good as I once was.......................... but........... I'm as good once as I ever was!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. #3 Bud Head, Jul 7, 2003
    Another one...



    It takes two for sex.........

    will you be my #2
     
  4. #4 daiseyduked, Jul 7, 2003


    lol i like that one! haven't ever heard of it before.
     
  5. #5 cowofsteel, Jul 7, 2003
    haha man tshirthell.com is the best site for those, this one says "Theres a picture of two people fucking on the back of my tshirt" on the back "just kidding, jesus loves you!" w/ a pic of buddy jesus.
     
  6. #6 Mr_Criminal, Jul 7, 2003
    When I first read the title of this thread, "I get all my witty sayings from T-shirts", it sounded like something from a tshirt.
    By far my favorite so far is... "tell your kids to stop pointing at me"
     
  7. #7 adamBC, Jul 7, 2003
    drunk chicks think im hot


    Beer, Helping Ugly people have sex since (some date)


    good stuff. theres one and its got TINY little writing, and when you can finally get close enough to read it, its says "nosey little fucker arent you"
     
  8. #8 Sureshot, Jul 7, 2003
    Still chuckle at "masturbation is not a crime when I see it".

    Also a big fan of the Sick Slut T-Shirts mimicing the Silk Cut cigarettes logo.

    Upsetting thing is, the wearers of both are usually sexually frustrated social retards.

    Makes it all the funnier.
     
  9. #9 clonemeister, Jul 7, 2003
    My favorite shirt until it got stolen was plain black, and in small white text accross the front siad:"La-Dee-Fuckin-Da"

    One I still have says in large letters accross the front:"Tongue Love"

    One I saw in a head, front:"I'd rather be..."
    back:" Up Yours"

    My current fav., given to me by a friend says on the front:
    " Fuck You!"
    " I have enough friends already."
     
  10. #10 TheHempress, Jul 7, 2003
    The shirt I'm wearing right now says "Cute but psycho; things even out" I love this shirt :D
     
  11. #11 KraziHare, Jul 7, 2003
    "<-- once traumatized by by the death of Bambi's mom"

    "A proud veteran of the oompa loompa wars"


    I just made those up
     
  12. #12 Mr_Criminal, Jul 7, 2003
    Heheh.. I'd wear the Bambi one.. repressed.. childhood memories.. comin back.. AHHHH WHY OH WHY WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DIE WAAAHHHHH!
     
  13. #13 jstducky420, Jul 7, 2003
    read upside down "if you can read this you are sitting on my face"

    "i used to care
    but i take a pill for that now"

    "i dont want to share my feelings
    i want to get drunk and fuck"

    read on the back "if you can read this the bitch fell off"


    "i used to be skitzofrenic but were or now"

    "im just one bright fucking ray of sunshine"

    "i can only please one person a day
    and today aint your fucking day"

    "got water?" with a duck under the saying
     

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