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I fucking love my one hitter. Just saved my ass.

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by Moosieman, Sep 11, 2012.

  1. #1 Moosieman, Sep 11, 2012
    So im sitting on my porch, browsin GC while packing a cigarette one-hitter. One Pack down, two pack down with my one hitter, its more like a 3 hitter lol).

    So im stoned, when in the middle if a hit, my dad comes out.

    So i shit my pants, and simultaneously put the onehitter in my pack and smoothly pull out a cig.

    My dad asks what im doing, and i breathe a sigh if relief and cooly tell him im having a cigarette.

    And then he just goes inside. Needless to say, im high, and still a secret stoner.
     
  2. #2 Toastin', Sep 11, 2012
    Sad world we live in where your parents dont give a shit about cigs but weed would have gotten you in trouble.

    *sigh*
     
  3. #3 SteelersPens, Sep 11, 2012

    Or where judges..lawyers....cops...etc...etc.. Are going to bars and getting shit faced :D
     
  4. #4 Ronald U. Swanson, Sep 11, 2012
    Been in many similar situations, awesome story. Try smoking farther away from your parents though.
     
  5. #5 Moosieman, Sep 11, 2012
    [quote name='"AlwaysDizzy"']Been in many similar situations, awesome story. Try smoking farther away from your parents though.[/quote]

    Oh yea. I was just to tired to walk around ahaha.
     

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