I fucking hate rough toilet paper

dude, i feel you

nothing worse than wiping ur ass with stuff that feels like sandpaper

eghh

 

i hate ultra thick toilet paper that runs out in one session.

 

dude it's like......we've had 100's of years to figure this shit out. we have internet, fucking spaceships yet no suitable sturdy yet gentle paper to whipe your ass with. i don't get it.

 

you can put itching powder on toilets paper LOL makes for a great prank

 

i usually just buy it....novelty shops and stuff

 

I like to call it john Wayne toilet paper, cuz its rough and doesn't take shit from anyone!



... sorry if everyone already knew that one.. lol

.. but yeah I fucking hateee rough tp

 

soemtimes at work i gotta take a shit so of course they have the softest form of sandpaper you can buy for toilet paper, 2 weeks of only using that crap and my asshole looked like the back end of a birth video

 

hmm pretty high right now and cant remember ever having "rough tp"... but what i really hate is when your in some welfare public place like my high school and you dont wanna take a dump because the washrooms are gross but you have to so you do it anyways and they have the shittiest cheapest thinnest toilet paper that u need to wrap up like 5x to even use

 

shit more than once in a day and you're fucked


..every time after that is torture

 

The worst is that brown toilet paper that they have in public bathrooms sometimes

Holy shit, that stuffs ridiculous man

 

I'm pretty sure toilets themselves haven't changed much since their first implementation (the affordable ones at least).

 

So soothing even a puppy would wipe it's ass with it.

 

When that happens I just use the inside of a banana peel.

 

I like it rough on my asshole

 

isn't there a toilet which shoots water jets up your ass and then air dries it?

yea i want that one

 

i prefer 200-400 sandpaper