I found an Abandoned Weed farm in an abandoned home

Discussion in 'General' started by Robzy, Mar 19, 2019.

  1. Thought you guys might find it interesting, never seen anything like it before personally!! Thought I'd share it with some enthusiasts

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  2. Take the pots and panda paper lol
  3. Hahaha
  4. You found Towely, too!!

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  5. Haha I legit love Towely he's my role model
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  6. Man I would love to pick that place
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  7. Lots of nice stuff left behind right !
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    But I need to ask - have you ever hitchhiked the Galaxy? If you have then I’m sure you realize how crucially important ones Towel is; women come and go, eating the Bright Red glow in the dark mushrooms on the third Sunday of the Saturnites Leap Year from the craters of Snorfladoon can be very eye widening but whatever you do man - and I’m positive you already know, but man oh man -


    Seriously - it’s in the Bible.

    A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

    More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost." What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

    Hence a phrase that has passed into hitchhiking slang, as in "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." (Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.)[3]

    — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

    But Towelie!! What an amazing... Towel.

    Best thing TynaCorp ever created.

    In all seriousness though - Towelie is one of my favorite actors.

    Ok I’m off to go play some video games on my Okama Gamesphere.

    Remember folks - May 25th is Towel Day - and don’t even tell me I’m a lyin cuz I ain’t.

    Don’t forget to bring your Towel!

    Wanna get high?

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