I found a turtle!

Discussion in 'General' started by bonglicious, Apr 30, 2009.

  1. I was walking in the woods and I found a turtle. This was months ago and I see him in this trail all the time eating grass (stop laughing, you stoner).
     
  2. that turtle is king of the trees, he's the treemeister

    count on them.


    As long as where being relevant.
     
  3. Turtles look so funny when you're stoned

    I used to have a turtle named Bowser hahah
     
  4. do u kno what kind he is? or even if it IS a he??

    being me, im just curious...
    we have a spined sulcata tortoise at my work, and im the only one that really knows anything about him, hes been getting the wrong diet for five years now and his shell is starting to pyramid, its a neat effect with dangerous consequenses tho...but since hes still a baby, hes only 5, the damages are reversable at this point
     
  5. hahhahaha
     
  6. I don't know what he/she is. Remember this... "I love turtles!"?
     
  7. its I LIKE TURTLES ... or I LOIKE TOITLES
     
  8. This made me laugh for like 10 minutes

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsjNMwJlv3A"]YouTube - Turtle Fail[/ame]
     
  9. :eek:that turtles dong kinda looks like scoteee's sig
     
  10. Should I do anything with the turtle?
     
  11. Make a piece out of it when it dies
     
  12. Although there seems to be some weed-influenced logic behind what you just said, thats crazy man.
     
  13. My bro caught a 25 pound snapping turtle the other day when he was fishing...its fucken gigantic lol
     

  14. Im actually king of the trees and yes I do count on them.
     
  15. that's awesome. Turtle's are pretty cool creatures

    ME & my girl went camping & found/caught a tarantula. Named him Tony. We actually caught 3 of em but only kept one. He died about a couple months later :(
     
  16. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z1MygrkDSI]YouTube - Turtle Rape Shoe[/ame]
     
  17. This thread reminded me of this video:
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y]YouTube - Zombie Kid Likes Turtles[/ame]
     
  18. thread revived, ILIKETOITLES
     
  19. Although it may have looked, smelled, and spoke just like a turtle, I have solid evidence to back up the claim that it was, in fact, a wizard in his daytime-form. Try finding the turtle at night.
     
  20. Careful bro those things are deadly!!!!!!!!!!!





    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul0gfCyeiyM&feature=related]YouTube - The killer tortoise[/ame]



    On another note, when I was a kid we used to find them all the time near our house. We kinda lived out. What we used to do is take them inside for a couple days and then my mom would give us some nail polish to write shit on its shell and then we'd set it free. You could try this nail polish thing. Atleast you'd know it was the same one for sure.
     

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