I found 70 dollars today and feel like an ass

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by halokiller99, Sep 25, 2010.

  1. I found it outside the gas sation and went in paid for the gas I was gonna get I had picked it up before paying outside on the ground, then this kid walks up and what I thought was can I have some money, I said no and left and pumped my gas, the more I thought about it the more it seems like the money was his and I was high and misheard him.
     
  2. Yeah, but oh well he cut me off and flicked me off at the pump....
     
  3. Grammar is your friend
     
  4. so bottom line ...your blazing tonight right?
     
  5. Well if he wasn't balsy enough to take his money back that's his problem. I know I would have gotten it back.:devious:
     
  6. Honesty is always a good virtue.
     
  7. Hell yeah thats true, I even asked the van it was next to the people in it if they lost some money and they said no. So I think he might've just saw me pick it up and wanted it.
     
  8. dont have a conscience. im pretty sure that cock sucker would have done the same thing.
     
  9. The last time i pound random cash it didn't play out like this exactly...

    I only found a 20, on someone's lawn...
    *don't know why it was just sitting in plain sight*
    on a bright, sun-shiny day...

    In your case, which is more like an income, I probably would have done the same thing depending on one factor:
    Was anyone intently staring at you?

    Usually that's what gets me to not take cash off the ground;
    the OFF chance that it's set-up and people are playing a boot-legged version of "What Would You Do," or, so I don't copy ABC, "What Would JESUS Do?"

    Asses are made when:
    1. You tell little Johny that Lacy feel down the well, not Old Man Jenkins
    2. You pull out water balloons to make your foes cower behind near-by solid objects
    3. You pull any near-by kids down from the monkey bars they are play on because you think that activity and the person involved is gay

    Anyways, I do believe that didn't happen, so my advice is to make it up for whoever you think you've done wrong by giving the unfortunate party a gift, or money in exchange for a kick in the groin or and an exchange of "I'm sorry"'s between each other.............

    But anyways, thats my opinion
     
  10. did it have an address written on it? if not, finders keepers.
     
  11. i have bad hearing and when people ask me questions i hate making a fool of myself by asking 'WHAT?' 50 times most of the time someone will mumble something i'll just say like 'yeah' 'cool' i gota start reading lips :X
     
  12. you're gonna burn in hell for that one./
    You sick fuck.
     

  13. Thats pretty much what I did. I didnt put two and two together till I pulled off.
     
  14. tbh, I think if you ever find money, just keep it, because a lot of people will pretend they dropped it so you give it to them :\
     
  15. I find money on the ground..it's mine unless like somebody dropped it and realized it but If I see money on the ground and see nobody looking for it or something it is mine...

    I have found a 20, a 50 and a 5 and a few ones here and there...
     

  16. I agree and I have found a 20 before and one time I was driving in a parking lot and I saw a bill on the ground, haha I got out of my car and it was a five. Kinda pathetic but hey, its free money. Plus the person who dropped it is stupid.
     

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