I was at this girls house we have been talking for about a week i was gonna fuck...we were smokin and chillin and shit shes older then me im turning 19 on the 18th and shes 21 so were chillin n shit i start touching her legs and shit and she knows the desl she hops ontop we start kissing and shit and then she gets on her knees on the floor i stand up to drop my pants and shit and then when i get em down she started sucking me and shit so shes like brb she comes back with some lube and a dildo im like.....ok she might want some dp its w.e so she throws it behind me and starts sucking me her arms are around my legs but her hands arent touching me so she starts rubbing my ass and shit and im like .....ok w.e and out of nowhere this fucking crazy bitch tried to impale me with her dildo... It hurt so bad and still is syinging now i yelped pulled that shit out got my pants and ran outside dick slangin in the wind.....got in my car and drove home.....now im going to sleep....& no homo
hahahahaha you should have just taken it braj! sounds like she's a freaky girl,probably some bomb ass pussy and you missed out cause you wouldn't let her stick a dildo up your ass!
Lmaoooo I'm really fucking sorry you had to go through that bro, you shoulda called her out as soon as she brought that into the room like "hey, let's just use the god given dildo shawty" you know "the one that can't go into my own ass" lol you shouldn't have ran out thoo just should have gave a swift "dafuq you doing girl", and move on to slaughtering the pussy
Text her saying: "Come round my house, say sorry, suck my dick and rub some ointment onto my devastated rectum."
What the fuck lmao I'm turning 19 on the 18th and was trying to fuck a 21 year old last night too, she was with her roommate so I was cockblocked and just ended up walking them home smoking a joint. That's fucking funny though if your not trolling.
Call her back get her to do some freaky shit just you don't want a dildo in the ass say you'll consider it even if you won't though.
There was a frat in my state who shoved a dildo in one of their pledges assholes, they took him to the strip club, said he was in the frat...then they made the stripper take his manhood with a nice thick rubber cockan'ballz. Turns out his brother was a sr in the frat, and he planned the whole thing, the kid told the the college, and needless to say that frat went bye bye very fast....that was almost 4 yrs ago now. All I have to ask you is "hows dat ass feelin?".........I'm messin', that sucks bro!
[quote name='"m18"']What the fuck lmao I'm turning 19 on the 18th and was trying to fuck a 21 year old last night too, she was with her roommate so I was cockblocked and just ended up walking them home smoking a joint. That's fucking funny though if your not trolling.[/quote] Thats basically what i did except i stopped at the park near my house and smoked & the peoplee saying i should have stayed no..lol i dont get down with anything going in my ass not even a supository She texted me and said she was sorry nd we talked and shit and had a laugh about it....i might take her to a hotel and bang that out I think she assumed i would like it cuz when we were talking about sex i told her i like rough hard sex and she said "would you do anal" and i said yeah....thinking she meant fuck her in the ass smh asddjdvsysudbx fuck