i fed ducks today

her (3:59:06 PM): hello there sir
me (3:59:14 PM): good god i fed ducks today
her (3:59:22 PM): oh my god hahaha
me (3:59:29 PM): yeah dude i had them in my lap
her (3:59:34 PM): OH MY GOD
her (3:59:36 PM): haha
her (3:59:42 PM): we need to do that at my pond!
me (3:59:49 PM): dude fuck
me (3:59:57 PM): and the canadian geese were so noble
her (4:00:06 PM): oh lord
me (4:00:07 PM): they had the peasant ducks running around for food
her (4:00:24 PM): bahahahahaha
me (4:00:24 PM): and the canadian geese were all calmly in the water like i dont give a shit man
her (4:00:31 PM): bahahahahahahaha
me (4:00:41 PM): but theyd slowly pick up the food to eatt eith without a care in the workd
me (4:00:50 PM): and them crazy ducks wouldnt go near them
her (4:00:50 PM): i am smiling so hard at this right now, todd
her (4:01:03 PM): you are making me smile so hard with this stuff, oh my god
her (4:01:07 PM): i'm trying not to laugh
her (4:01:09 PM): hahahaha
me (4:01:18 PM): and one of the ducks walked in my lap and started eating the loafs of bread
me (4:01:28 PM): annd i befriended fatass the duck
her (4:01:30 PM): oh god
her (4:01:34 PM): BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me (4:01:35 PM): hes the black guy
me (4:01:45 PM): he got the last pice of beaf
her (4:01:47 PM): hahahahahahah!
me (4:01:47 PM): and i was like
me (4:01:51 PM): GET SOME DUCK GET SOME
her (4:02:06 PM): god, sounds like you had an amazing day
me (4:02:12 PM): still am damn
me (4:02:19 PM): waiting on gerald to call
me (4:02:20 PM): OH SHIT
me (4:02:26 PM): and i rode a moped today
me (4:02:29 PM): all over
me (4:02:33 PM): i rode to the ducks
me (4:02:36 PM): and to the roads
me (4:02:43 PM): and on the race tracks
her (4:02:51 PM): are you high right now todd? hahaha
me (4:02:54 PM): and pastr the vicious ducks
me (4:02:58 PM): i mean dogs
her (4:03:07 PM): ducks are dngrs
me (4:03:10 PM): yeah those dogs were like chihuahuas
me (4:03:25 PM): and theyd run out and chase you on the moped all barkin and shit
her (4:03:33 PM): bahhaa
me (4:03:35 PM): and you try to kick them but they bite instead
me (4:03:49 PM): so you gotta cirlce the race track neighborhood to get away from them
me (4:04:01 PM): and then i went to the bamboo forest
me (4:04:09 PM): holty shit thats such a useless plant
me (4:04:17 PM): and i tried to eat some too it was nasty
me (4:04:29 PM): but i got a piece to use as a steamroller like my neighbors did
me (4:04:38 PM): and yes im extremly high
her (4:04:56 PM): you're my hero.
her (4:05:09 PM): you should watch drinking out of cups