I failed the test

go to testclear.com

 

just sneak in some fake pee. they're not going to watch you pee. keep it warm with those shake to activate hand warmers and heat it up in the microwave before u go and ur golden.

 

Go buy some surejell at the grocery store, it will be with the pickling jars and supplies. Mix it in with 2 quarts of koolaid or regular water and drink it all. It will seal your kidneys for the day and will allow you to piss clean. I did it and it worked

Whenever the drug test is....drink it the morning of

 

take cranberry pills (from CVS) there cheap

and drink lots of gatorade/water which ever you perfer

you can get clean in 2 days

 

ive heard of sure jell but never done it


I smoked a week before I had my drug test my boy james smoked the night before and used cranberry pills and failed (hes now in prison )

I passed the test so yeah you will pass dont worry just get cranberry pills and drink lots of h2o

 

This is the type of misinformation that is career ending for people believing this Shit. Back in 1994 I had a really good job offer. I smoked a J over the 4th of july with an old friend and hadn't smoked for at least a year prior. So I get an job offer and i have three weeks to get clean. I called a clinic and did my own drug test ...failed big time. The guy told me that they test for THC down to like .0010 microns or some shit. it is not even 1% in your body they are looking for.

So I go all vegetables and water and goto the gym twice a day for cardio and sweat for about 40 minutes x 2 daily. Go back at the end of the week and i am down by half the allowable trace amount. Next week Friday same thing down by half. The guy tells me "I do not have a enough time and the body has to work it out of your fat cells." So last week same thing but i added Goldseal to my routine and took the test, Bam!!! I passed after three weeks of fucking boot camp on my ass plus GoldSeal added to my diet. The guy was really surprised and said he and never seen that done before in that short amount of time.

So the reason I am telling you this is not to show how great i am but to let people get there arms around the idea of what it is going to take. My friends have lost really good jobs because somebody told them to do somthing that wasn't even remotely going to work. I would suggest that a person buy themselves TIME during a interview and offer to allow at least three weeks before testing.
Good luck

 

no im saying the last he smoked was july 28th meaning he can be clan in about 2 days since he hasnt smoked


NOT that you can smoke and be clean 2 days later read his post "The last time I smoked weed was July 28th at Rock the Bells."

 

yeah take those everyday and the day you take the test take about 3x what it says you will piss ALOT more you take more you piss you want to clean out complete


also to who said they had to work out everyday and yada yada for 3 weeks it depends on weight alot if your really skinny you can clean out alot faster then someone who is alittle chubby

 

if substitution isnt an option i would give sure-gel a shot. I had to use it for probation and it really does work, but don't listen to the guy above me who said it lasts all day, it doesn't. mix the sure-gel with 2 quarts of water and drink it 2 hours before your test. pee once or twice and go in and take it. but if it is a lab test, and not a dip stick cheap test this method won't work because it will throw all of your other shit off balance.

 

theres stuff you can usually pick up at your local headshop - well at least around here you can but obvisiously you cant say its for marijuana to pass a drug test - I remember this shit was like 30-40 bucks a bottle and you drink it before the test - I passed so it had to of worked

 

My friend smoked everyday up to 2 days before her drug test. I told her to drink a gallon of water and take a vitamin B pill to turn her pee yellow 2 hours before the test. She did and she passed.

 

Just so you know .0100 microns is the size of a human hair. .0003x.0005 microns is the size of a mold spore.
(i know this because of my work. took classes on this shit)

 

http://www.quickfixurine.com/?gclid=CILS_sa7-I0CFSFZUAod63ucsg

Quickfix seems like a very good investment, but be warned, they will most likely strip you down to your underwear and make you wear a gown so wear baggy underwear and hide TWO bottles with you.

 

Dude I think a week more is enough time for you to be clean easily. You just have to take the time to run, or do any activity that will make you sweat a lot, drink a ton of water/cranberry juice, avoid real fatty foods, and come time for the test take some vitamin b-12 to make your piss look nice and yellow and not like you've been drinking straight water for the past few days.

 

If you seal your kidneys you arent going to pee at all. You will just sit at the place for hours and not be able to pee. Doesnt seem to smart to me.

 

Just lineup a clean friend to piss in a bag for you right before the test. I'm sure you must have somebody.