i dont no if this is the right place to ask this...

Haunted by Chuck Palaniuk.

Pretty positive of it. It's a terrible, terrible book. Really, don't even waste the effort.

 

After reading it was from a book, I'm sure it's Chuck Palaniuk too. Seems right up his alley. I read Haunted, I don't think I thought it was that bad, but I could be wrong. lol

 

I read the one about the car crashers. it was odd, especially reading strictly in airports and planes...

 

im laughing so hard xD
lma shit hilarious im about to go read the book.

 

It is Haunted by Palahniuk. I have it if anyone wants to read some clips from the "St. Gut Free" stories.

(Disclaimer: Spoilers and gross shit up ahead)

"Haunted" by Chuck Palahniuk, pg. 16

"What go me in trouble, I called it Pearl Diving. This meant whacking off underwater, sitting on the bottom at the end end of my parents' swimming pool. With one deep breath, I'd kick my way to the bottom and slip off my swim trunks. I'd sit down there for two, three, four minutes.

Just from jacking off, I had huge lung capacity. If I had the house to myself, I'd do this all afternoon. After I'd finally pump out my stuff, my sperm, it would hang there in big, fat milky gobs.

After that was more diving, to catch it all. To collect it and wipe each handful in a towel. That's why it was called Pearl Diving. Even with chlorine, there was my sister to worry about. Or, Christ Almighty, my mom."

That's a part that leads up to why he's called St. Gut-Free. I won't post the truly gross stuff, because it's just not right how vivid Chuck gets.

 

God dammit. I had blocked this off from my memory, but you just revived it

"Guts" almost made me pass out the first time I read it. Luckily, I was interrupted just before I was about to, so I was alright. This shit can make the most loud, arrogant bastard shut up and act as if his mother has been killed for a good hour or so.

 

Chuck is one amazing writer! And twisted

One of my favourite authors

 

Ah, someone beat me. Chuck is always a fun read. I've gone though most of his books now.

 

Cool im glad someone found it. Its really an awesome story

 

I just read that story.... it was pretty good but I have read much worse

 

It's a Chuck Palahniuk short story.. not sure what it is called but at least you have the author now.

 

It's from Chucky P's Haunted.

 

Yep. I love the gore but it's really not a great read.

 

Dude wtf.... gtfo.

 

This^

 

Guts by Chuck Palahniuk

Yeah fucking disgusting