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I don't know how I didn't puke

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by camram, Oct 22, 2011.

  1. #1 camram, Oct 22, 2011
    So I am good and high off my 3rd bowl of the evening and I am sitting in my living room watching TV in the dark and I see my dogs playing with something that looked like mud.

    I take the I will deal with it later attitude.

    I eventually get up to get something to drink and find myself in position to wrangle whatever they have been playing with. I turn a sandwich bag inside out and go and pick it up. Granted this felt in slow motion because I was, well I still am high. Turns out to be a bird carcass. I can see the guts and everything. I throw it down and it kind of splashes some guts on my leg.

    Not only did I almost have a heart attack but I had to run to the shower and now that I feel clean, I think I might be too queasy to pick it up.
     
  2. #2 mrgoodsmoke, Oct 22, 2011
    Just open the door and kick it outside.
     
  3. #3 Chroniccccc, Oct 22, 2011
    That is NASTY
     
  4. #4 camram, Oct 22, 2011
    Dude that like really shook me up... Like I am not a hunter by any means. To have like guts splash on you and have a high ruined... Now I am all like paranoid if the dogs come near me and I am worried about like bird diseases and shit
     
  5. #5 Gotalighter?, Oct 22, 2011
    shovel yo. been there, handled it a bit better than you though :p:p:smoke::smoke::smoke:
     
  6. #6 BorderlineBaked, Oct 22, 2011
    Dude, if they're diseased then you're probably already doomed. This isn't need for more panic, since It's already out of your hands but, chill out and wait until you can think about it clearly and calmly.

    It's probably not diseased, birds die, it happens. It's morbid and annoying what happened to you but I think it's imperative that you chill out.

    As for the cleaning, the bag trick'll work probably, just do what you can like wearing gloves + the baggy to pick it up, etc. Shovel/kicking it outside'll work too.
     
  7. #7 Cryzza, Oct 22, 2011
    for fuck sake, harden up
     
  8. #8 WeaveAndWish, Oct 22, 2011
    God dammit man! PULL IT TOGETHER! This isn't a time for panic!
     
  9. #9 vXiRiSHXv, Oct 22, 2011
    Obviously the only answer:



    Call 911.
     
  10. #10 Viral Frog, Oct 22, 2011
    Bird flu coming your way.
    You're fucked, bro. =/



    But really, just let your dogs eat it. Problem solved.
    Hell, I had a dog that used to take live mice and eat 'em while staring straight at you and waggin' his tail. It was pretty fucking disgusting (the sound of every bone in a mouse's body snapping... ugh.) but he did a better job than any of the cats we had. Haha.
     
  11. #11 Moseley66, Oct 22, 2011
    Happens all the time to me, my dog loves chasing down birds/squirrels. She never catches squirrels but she might bring home a bird once a month. It's kinda odd, you'd expect her to be able to catch an animal that resides mainly on the ground instead of something that spends half it's time in the air.
     
  12. #12 camram, Oct 22, 2011
    I got the mess cleaned up. I was wiggin' out a little but you never expect something like that to happen when you are sooo high.
     
  13. #13 ssblind, Oct 22, 2011

    I was like 5x higher than you were for sure on some "unmentionables" and looked over at my pet rat's cage to see it dead, had to scoop him out of the cage and what not,but luckily his guts weren't hanging out.That shit does suck when you are really high though.
     
  14. #14 pinacolaaadas, Oct 22, 2011
    That's not nasty at all really. What's nasty is what happened to me last night. I guess my sisters maltese is sick, cause he shit on my bed, shit on my floor, and shit in my bathroom at 3 AM, and it smelt HORRIBLE. I don't know how I didn't puke when cleaning it up.
     
  15. #15 DDV, Oct 22, 2011
    pics?
     
  16. #16 camram, Oct 22, 2011
    Were you high? Man these situations while high just suck.
     
  17. #17 WeaveAndWish, Oct 24, 2011

    Was it LSD?
     
  18. #18 splat1234, Oct 24, 2011
    Wash yo leg and hands. That shit is nasty.
     
  19. #19 NYC Diesel, Oct 24, 2011
    BIRD STEW TIME!

    Doesn't get any gamier than that (and the fresher the better)

    :D
     

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