I dont have a girlfriend

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Krementz, Jan 2, 2012.

  1. what tha fuck, i need pussy, where can i find hookers damnit
     
  2. hit the local bar or club .......
     
  3. When you get desperate for pussy, shit starts going wrong.

    Rub one out, smoke a bowl, and wait it out bro. We've all been there
     
  4. Lol the thing is my neighbor is my age and she fucking gorgeous, and she does like me like that, but shes my sisters friend and that shit would be weird..... And im drunk as fuck so i cant really go anywhere, PORN IS NOT ENOUGH DAMNIT.....
     
  5. Tell her to keep it on the dl and you're probably good to go :O lol
     
  6. [quote name='"chzburgerWalrus"']When you get desperate for pussy, shit starts going wrong.

    Rub one out, smoke a bowl, and wait it out bro. We've all been there[/quote]

    Words of wisdom. I had no chick for like 3 fucking years. Then my life completely changed and I quickly met a great girl who is now my girlfriend. Just wait it out bro.
     
  7. if youre serious i can show you where to find a really hot prostitute..lol
     
  8. Wait it out man or just learn to not care.

    I used to want to have a girlfriend, but I work in weird way and I can't connect with people like that soooo I learned to nawt give a fuck. Just wait it out though or talk to ladies you know. Generally when you try to enter a relationship based on wanting pussy it goes south pretty fast.

    Tl;DR

    1)Don't give a fuck
    2) Wait it out or try hard.
     
  9. When you get the urge for those vile creatures remember this quote "Disregard females, aquire currency."

    money>bitches
     
  10. Dude just use some hand lotion and beat your dick until your arm is asleep.. Works everytime..
     
  11. haha, if you're looking there, you misspelled "pussy"....I believe the correct spelling is "S-T-D". :D

    seriously dude, jerk off and go buy some dank with the money you saved. You'll feel better for a hell of a lot longer. :smoke:
     
  12. On a completely unrelated note, the Internet has reached an entirely new level of laziness when three sentences that took me 5 seconds to read earns a "TL;DR". :D
     

  13. Don't mess bro, I'll TL;DR what I just typed.

    TL;DR
    Bro
     
  14. I need me a bitch.

    But I'm an awkward, shy, quiet, fat-fuck.

    Son of a bitch.
     
  15. ^ You got a hand, use it.
     

  16. It's not doin' it for me.

    I've had one great girlfriend, and I miss that shit.
     
  17. lol I havent had a girlfriend since my Junior year in high school
     
  18. 1) Chase girls.
    2) Don't.

    Either way, with time, you get some.
     
  19. [quote name='"JamestheFreak"']When you get the urge for those vile creatures remember this quote "Disregard females, aquire currency."

    money>bitches[/quote]

    Says the guy who thinks sex is overrated and has never had female friends....XD
     
  20. #20 nawky, Jan 2, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 2, 2012

    backpage.com

    they got some bad joants on there... 80-$120 for the hour. if you go back a few pages in this section on the forum you will find a review of it
     

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