"I never wanted to get married, I got married. Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?"
Dont be an ass to your unwanted kids; not their fault you screwed up and now they are here. And I echo the other responses; marriage is almost always a bad idea.
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/17604/thumbs/s-MARRIED-WITH-CHILDREN-large.jpg "Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes."