So. It starts, i was over at my buddies house setting up halloween posters and black lights for a party he's having for halloween, he has this sick sound system that connects to speakers on his porch to the ones around the outside of the house and they're all connected to a receiver inside the house. So we were having a kick ass time blasting some funk jazz pandora radio, kicking back smoking, and it eventually got late and i decided to go drive for some dinner. So i was driving along jamming to some oldies radio (doors), and as i'm pulling up to a stop sign i see these kids playing soccer across the street, as i'm coming to a stop i see the ball fly across the way and land in the grass near the curb. There wasn't anyone behind me and there wasn't anyone around to throw the ball back over the fence for them, so i said to myself, "hey, what the hell man, i feel good." and put my car in park at the stop sign, got out, and proceeded to pick the ball up and throw it across the street over the fence into their playing field. As i picked it up, one of the kids yelled, "kick it pussy!" , (i heard that, and thought to myself "really kid? i just got out of my car to pick this ball up for you and you call me a pussy?" but i proceed to throw it over, he then yells "FOOTBALL PLAYER!" i realize what a lame/immature comment that was and ignore it, ( i just put that in here for reference, didn't bother me, but it just adds to the overall disliking i have of kids.) Then as soon as i get my car out of park, (still stopped) i see a car coming up behind me, and as soon as i look back from seeing the car, i see that jackass kid pick the ball up, and drop kick it over the fence, and into my windshield. At that point i would have just taken off, but no. The ball just happens to bounce off my windshield magically hit the curb, and wedges the ball right underneath my car. So now i've got this car in back of me waiting to go, and this ball wedged underneath my car. And i see this jackass kid standing there looking at me with his arms waving (like he's telling me to get it for him?) So you know what i did? I got out of my car, ran and jumped the fence, picked his little prick ass up and dropped him. Haha, nah, but that's what i wanted to do. instead, i just drove off. Who cares if i popped the ball? I don't think i did, because if i did i would have felt it. But anyway, what the hell ya know, didn't he see that i did him a favor, and then he turned around and drop kicked it and hits my car with it? What a jackass. This is why i dislike kids. Kids just don't understand what it means to be considerate, i have similar experiences all the time, and i guess what i've done is just come to the conclusion of disliking them because of the fact that they can't comprehend the idea of respect and consideration. They can't because of the fact that they're kids! So i just avoid them. Regardless, i guess i'll consider doing favors for them such as these because of their lack of knowledge and experience = simple minded nature.
parenting sucks these days man, it's pathetic. I would've done the same thing but the second he kicked that shit back over i wouldve punted it the other way
My dad was a stop light and a paper boy (16-17) made a comment about his tuner and threw a paper at it so my dad got out of the car, speared this kid, and then got back in his car and drove off.
oh no wonder, i wudnt really call them "kids" then. at this age i was practicallly masturbating all day in blindy horny rage. preteens are different from "kids" i think theyre obnoxious as fuck mainly, also many are starting to think about sex and other adult issues
As a soccer player myself, I would have kicked the ball down the road. lol Or maybe just have taken it and told the little twerp to go fuck a cactus
Kids are pretty annoying. Loud, dumb, energy filled motherfuckers. But meh, kids are sick at the same time. They're like blank states who can get interested in anything and everything. Plus you were a kid too once, so some adult somewhere felt the exact same way you do about yourself when you were young too.
I dislike this generation of kids and i dislike extremely old people.... Especially when they have you repeat yourself 10 hundred times....
When I worked at Starbucks we'd have a lot of old people come in and most of them were crabby. And deaf. It would really frustrate me when they would look at me like I'm the one who can't hear and understand. Yeah I'm 20 and you're 100...it must be me. But I love nice old people they are funny.