I didn't have to pee for the drug police- UPDATE

I don't know of any way to get clean faster. You made need to substitute. Good luck

 

I don't think there's anything else you can do that'll make a big difference. Try drinking until you're peeing clear and test yourself, you may be able to tell if you're getting close. It takes me over 2 months to pee clean.

 

i heard that Ibuprofen (painkillers) can give false THC readings ,,you could say you take them for your bad back if they ask you are you taking any thing etc ,but really i dot know if it works ,mac,,,

 

I think they send off positive specimens for spectrometry testing which doesn't have false positives. The tests done in someone's office is a simple screening to see which ones warrant further testing.

 

Sweating doesn't help. Drinking water really only works a very small amount as the metabolites are fatty and stored in fat. It's really only good for diluting the specimen in an attempt to get the metabolite concentration below 50ng. When I was being tested I drank anyway because who really knows?

 

As Ed stated, sweating doesn't help and pounding water only dilutes the sample. Burning fat can help some but your body has a large amount of tissue fat in pretty much every organ so unless you can find a way to exercise your internal organs it isn't fool proof. The best bet is time, and you wasted more than enough to likely be clean.

 

So... When I smoked flowers I could get clean within' 30 days...

When I started doing dabs... I quit smoking everything about december 15th. I went into a drug for a job about 45 days later, and was still coming up for THC!!! (thankfully I still got the job) but must've been the dabs.

If you're an old fart with bum joints, try Yoga, plenty of free YouTube videos "Yoga With Adriene" has a lot of good ones.

Good luck.

 

You're passing 15ng tests already, I'm betting you're going to pass this test, Daisy.

 

If you haven't smoked since the beginning of Dec. and its been 30-40+ days you might already be clean... Id buy a home-piss test from the drug-store/walmart ($12-20) and see if you piss positive to be safe. If you're clean obviously you're good to go. If not you probably don't have far to go to get totally clean... My regimen for getting clean was a lot of cranberry juice, almost a jug a day the week leading up to a drug-test, and sobriety 2 weeks prior to that.

Apple cider vinegar can help you burn fat without exercise, my aunt lost 12lbs in a month by putting a few tablespoons of ACV with water and drinking it before her meals.

If you're worried about peeing clear when you go in for a test take some B-Vitamins (along with some other herbal supplements), I've heard that can make your piss yellow. They're often main ingredients in those herbal pill-form detox kits headshops sometimes sell. They're not meant to get you clean but to mask the thc. So you drink a LOT of water to dilute the urine and take the pills to make your piss colored and to mask any residual THC.

From Google:
Can Apple cider vinegar help lose belly fat?
According to this study, adding 1 or 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar to your diet can help you lose weight. It can also reduce your body fat percentage, make you lose belly fat and decrease your blood triglycerides. To date, this is the only human study that has investigated vinegar's effects on weight loss.J

 

Yes, you need to start the creatine several days in advance because it takes time to process. Don't expect a lot of help masking your dilution with chemicals, while they do work don't expect them to make normal pee out of pee water. Why do you think you're being tested to 15ng or less? Did they say that? If they're sending all specimens for spectrometry they're wasting money. IMO today's a good time to start your dilution. It won't help much but I think it does flush out a few more metabolites that would normally stay in your blood, at least it does in my head. Sometimes those lines on the screening tests never get dark. A few years ago my wife was tested and her line was so light the office nurse was calling it a positive and my wife hadn't smoked in 15 years. That's why the test specifies the boldness of the line doesn't matter, if you can see it then you pass.

 

As long as the line is there it does not matter how faint it is. A faint colored line does not indicate how dirty or clean someone is. Someone who has never smoked in their life can pop a faint colored line. Part of my job is to give drug tests

 

You'll be back here with the results, eh?

 

I think zero tolerance means if you fail once you're in trouble. To see if your metabolite load is zero they'd have to skip the screening tests and send them all straight to spectrometry which is a waste of money and if you're planning on doing that privately you should have done it already because it's a send out test which means it'll take time to get results. It took 2 weeks to get my results.