I did it blades, I finally pooped!

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Omega369, Jan 6, 2013.

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  1. #1 Omega369, Jan 6, 2013
    This is not a troll thread, every poop thread doesn't have to be a troll thread as I noticed that's quite the trend.

    Lately I've been having issues with my stomach where I would eat food and not poop. The food has been building up in my stomach and causing pains and bloating. I don't know what the issue was, possibly stress as I've been going through a tough time and some issues at work. It could also be I haven't smoked weed in 3 weeks (month long tolerance break to clear my head), which also adds stress.

    It's had an impact on my sports performance and has been making me lethargic. This has went on for about two weeks and today I finally just pooped it out. It must have been like 10 pounds worth of digested food and the smell was rank.

    I'm glad this is over and I don't need to walk around like a pregnant lady anymore. I can fit into my jeans again and toss away those sweat pants. Most of you probably don't care but I just thought I'd update you.

    Omega369 :wave:
     
  2. #2 Stormy Sea, Jan 6, 2013
    A+ bro, major accomplishment. Your name shall go down in history.
     
  3. #3 tihanachu, Jan 6, 2013
    proud of you lol
     
  4. #4 NeverOddOrEven., Jan 6, 2013
    Good.
     
  5. #5 JuicyGoose, Jan 6, 2013
    Fiber ones, my friend... they can be your friend.
     
  6. #6 Trefoil, Jan 6, 2013
    what are you going to do with all this precious poop?
     
  7. #7 cookiecrisp, Jan 6, 2013
    Damn 2 weeks?! I went without pooping for 3 days and I was ready to use an enema. Luckily eating a bunch of prunes worked out for me haha
     
  8. #8 Annicus, Jan 6, 2013
    I shit like a rockstar
     
  9. #9 p42082, Jan 6, 2013
    How did you build up 2 weeks worth, you should be in the record books for that, surely.
     
  10. #10 Subliminal Jazz, Jan 6, 2013
  11. #11 JuicyGoose, Jan 6, 2013

    I went 4 days, once.


    It was terrible, and a really funny story, Buuut I'll spare you all. Haha
     
  12. #12 Trefoil, Jan 6, 2013

    oh go on, you know we are all gagging for a bit more extreme poop action.
     
  13. #13 ghostonvacation, Jan 6, 2013
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  14. #14 4ganja2green0, Jan 6, 2013
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    weather you believe your trolling or not when you start the thread with "this is not a troll thread".. your a troll!

    and 3 weeks? thats impossible, troll!
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  15. #15 Omega369, Jan 6, 2013
    Impossible to go three weeks without smoking weed?

    Thanks guys. Usually I poop like a champ (daily, sometimes twice), I'm glad this is all over. I bought a salad and upping my intake of fibre because I never want something like this to ever happen again.

    Omega369 :wave:
     
  16. #16 Agent 86, Jan 6, 2013
    All I have to do is drink a glass of juice and I'll be shitting within 30 mins....it's sad when a grown man has to dilute juice more than 50/50 but it has it's perks
     
  17. #17 ♪ ♩ ♫ ♬, Jan 6, 2013
    you gotta poo more man, im sure you don't want to get appendicitis, my brother got it, and he was in the hospital for a few days....for some reason milk makes me poo, so if its been a while since i last pooed, i drink some milk, and coffee, and they work as a laxative for me
     
  18. #18 Blueberry Haze, Jan 6, 2013
    Didnt that shit hurt
     
  19. #19 Senior PoopiePants, Jan 6, 2013
    Op is constantpated and will have a fart attack soon.
    Me? I just shit and run.
    Derp
     
  20. #20 Atomic Stoner, Jan 6, 2013
    It must have smelled HORRIBLE. All that food poop rotting inside of you isnt good.
     
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