I know exactly what you mean.. new word bandwagons can be pretty lame.. especially "fail" idk why but it just irks me :\\
woow i just smoked a bowl before this thread...holy shit lets get some shit cleared up pokemon don't exists howevever there are really people who think pokemon exists ( for real) trolls are assholes this dude cut his balls while shavin and while flapping around on the ground bleeding from his nuts he somehow finds it approparaite to jack off to tyra banks his parents walk in and see him spinning around in circles around the ground while spanking a blood splattered tyra banks poster there are about 3 threads here, but right now we are actuallying giving this guy advice on what he should actually do.
Id try convince my parents i was rubbing lotion around that "area" to prevent infection from the would you attained "jumping over a fence"
Just so happened there was a picture of Tyra Banks on the computer while he was fixing it...lol I can see it, "Hackers are trying to make me look like a wanker."
Dang that sucks. I guess you could say that is better then going out and getting a prostitute? haha but that sucks.
hah.........HAHAHA im sorry man you gotta admit if you were the one reading this you'd have to laugh. awell, uhhhh tell them the truth? there's not much you can say to that
Ya I was wondering why the OP did that, just sounds painful... and bloody... But still hilarious, go back home man they'll let you in.
If your balls are bleeding why would you even think about whacking off? If I were a guy and that happened to me I would be freaking out and trying to desperately stop the blood. That's just weird...I don't blame your parents by being weirded out by that. Not something you see everyday. And couldn't you have chose a better looking person to jack off to? :/
you gotta tell em what happened theres nothin else you can tell em seriously, and find some sluts if ya need to get a nut, i havent beat my shit for a long time just call an old friend haha