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I come to the seasoned smoker forum for help

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by MNgreen420, Oct 10, 2007.

  1. #1 MNgreen420, Oct 10, 2007
    Hello fellow smokers, I come to you for suggestions.

    I have been puffing bud consistantly for 7 years now and I have never had to take a piss test for a job. I just got the opportunity for a real good job. I found out about it and quit smoking 10 days ago, I had my interview today and find out on friday if I get it and if I do I have to take a piss test monday giving me 16 days smoke free. My fear is after smoking 5 to 7 days a week for 7 years this just aint gonna cut it. Especially since I am a bigger guy with a bit of a gut which likes to hold the THC. I have been doing some things I read about on other sites that is supposed to move the THC faster, but I am still worried. Anyone have any recommendations for a good temporary piss cleaning kit. There are several weed friendly stores around here so there are lots of products and I don't know what to do. Or any other recommendations would be greatly appreciated. I have less than a week, Please help :confused:

    sincerely,

    MNgreen
     
  2. #2 murderouspanda, Oct 10, 2007
    buy every detox drink and pill and take them all. drink tons of water and exercise up till 2 days before your test. drink tons of water on the day of your test and make sure when you go in to pee in the cup that its not your first pee of the day and catch it midstream.

    good luck brotha
     
  3. #3 Danalex9096, Oct 10, 2007
    All you need is to drink alot alot alot of water and go buy a detox drink at any GNC. Just tell the guy you need something to clean your piss and they would know what your talking about and help you out. And just follow the directions. What the drink does is make your piss clean for certain ammount of hours the one i bought i believe was 5hrs and it costs about $60
     
  4. #4 Ak4, Oct 10, 2007
    Try searching for "detox" and "get clean", there have been a lot of threads about this that will probably have the answers.
     
  5. #5 krank, Oct 10, 2007
    Find a freind who doesnt smoke.
    Get some piss from him.
    Keep on smokin bud.


    or you can do what everyone else says and take detox shit and drink water. those will work but i knew a kid who has to take a piss test every wednesday and he would smoke on the weekends and drink super potent green tea and drink like 9 gallons of water on monday tuesday and wednesday and still pass.
     
  6. #6 MNgreen420, Oct 10, 2007

    Thats tougher than it sounds for me. :rolleyes:


    Anyway thanks for the replies, kinda what I was thinking. Does anyone have a specific temporary cleaner that they recommend, maybe one that you have used successfully before. It seems like there are alot of products on the market and I'm sure some are better than others.

    Thanks
     
  7. #7 mustangchick2006, Oct 10, 2007
    I used Clean Green from a store called "The Underground". I don't know if the stores around you keep it in stock, but I recomment it. There is a capsule of green nasty liquid you have to chug, then you take 2 pills with 16 oz. of water and wait 30 minutes and take the other 2 pills with another 16 oz. of water and then you pee within the first hour and your good to go for 5-6 hours, though your pee will be cleaner within the first few hours. Hope this helps! FYI: you can also purchase this stuff online and have it shipped overnight if your really desperate.
     
  8. #8 Blueflame1986, Oct 10, 2007
    I see your in minnesota, nice. There are lots of headshops in minneapolis and the surrounding suburbs that cary all kinds of detox drinks. Most of them you drink it, fill it up with water and drink that. Supposedly keeping your piss clean for 4, 5, or 6 hours.

    You could always do it legit too, if you think you have a good enough amount of time. Drink lots of green tea, water, and vitamins. Exercise alot, lots of cardio. Taking niacin doesnt hurt anything either, just make sure to get the non timed release ones and only take about 500 mg a day.
     
  9. #9 Doubtmenow, Oct 10, 2007
    hey bro i used stat pills for every probation test and it always worked, even for coka, if u want to be 100% then go with synthetic urin, it comes with a heating putch and everything, i think its made by dr. green
     
  10. #10 ElectricJW, Oct 11, 2007
    I would go w/ the synthetic urine. I've heard too many mixed stories about the detox stuff and the pills. I have never heard of a failed drug test b/c of the fake urine (unless they catch you). I just recently passed a drug test w/ the synthetic urine, and I thought it would be harder to hide the urine, etc than it really was. If you want a sure thing, go w/ the synthetic urine.
     
  11. #11 MNgreen420, Oct 11, 2007
    Mustang,

    There is a place in Duluth, MN called "the last place on earth" that has shelves full of different stuff so green clean could possibly be there.

    Blueflame,

    Good to see a fellow MN smoker, there are lots of us out there. I am from way up north, NE to be specific. Plenty of shops around here too.

    Doubt,

    I heard from someone that this place has the heat sensitive tests, how do you know the heating pouch will keep it the right temp?

    Anyone else with suggestions my ears are open to hear your successful attempts.
     
  12. #12 luczaj, Oct 11, 2007
    well if its a piss test u can avoid that.....nething else though ur screwed...but whaqt i did when my mom used to piss test me is drink A LOT of water...and i mean a lot until u almost get sick of water....make sure u piss a couple of times before you leave the house n by the time u go to take ur test ull piss nothing but water... the test will come up unconclusive but its better than commin up with thc or way too many extra vitamins to where they can tell u tried to take some shit to clear ur system
     
  13. #13 }{arlequin, Oct 11, 2007
    get some synthetic urine....
     
  14. #14 zalzal010, Oct 12, 2007
    I get fresh hot piss from my little brother, no problems there.
     
  15. #15 MNgreen420, Oct 29, 2007
    Hello all,

    I would just like to say thanks for the input. I ended up buying synthetic urine. I passed my test and I start my new job tommorow morning. :D Time for me to go to bed.
     
  16. #16 Brantano, Oct 29, 2007
    Nice man, nice!
     
  17. #17 ResinRainbow, Oct 29, 2007
    Drink lots of water. It will lower the concentration of THC to untraceable levels. But you have to flush out your system first. I reccomend using water for that as well, as it's untraceable, and cheap.
     

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