i caught my mom watching gay porn

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by auntjemimah, May 9, 2011.

  1. yeah. I walked into her room and she was giggling at the tv, which at the moment had two naked men having sex.

    i was like WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING!? she was like, "oh this gay porno shit" I found this odd, so i decided to share it.
     
  2. I would of sparked a bowl on the way out of the room to numb the akwardness
     
  3. Better the catching your father watching gay male porn *shudder*
     
  4. Did you frown in disappointment?
     
  5. did you smell liz claiborne?
     

  6. ...the fuck ?
     
  7. Tell me you gave her the birds and the bee's.


    Or atleast a "well since you're growing up, I think it's time we talk."
     
  8. yeahh
     
  9. think of it like walking in on your dad watching lesbian porn... see? no big deal to me
     
  10. mommy? why?
     

  11. I walked in the room and all I smelled was liz claiborne
    and seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn.

    slim shady LP

    thought someone would pickup on it and chuckle.
     
  12. No thanks^
     
  13. hahah, for a second, then i just brushed it off and made some Frank and beans!

    ...then after i started eating them i though, wait...im eating frank and beans, my mom was just watchiing gay porn...is there some subconcious link? hahah


    all in all, i couldnt finish my frank and beans
     
  14. What a waste of Frank and beans
     
  15. damn right
     

  16. Eminen. Nice.
     
  17. If she was laughing at it, it was probably just some soft-core goofy Cinemax or HBO shit late at night. I wouldn't be too freaked out unless she was actually uhhh "digging for her keys"
     
  18. Gay porn is pretty funny if you can get past your homophobia to watch it. Seeing a dude plow another dude with the enthusiasm they have in porn is more than hilarious. Nothing against homosexuals, but it just looks hilarious. Looks funny when two dudes kiss too. :p
     
  19. #19 KillaKRS95, May 9, 2011
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    Lol I'm not gay but I gotta admit that would be pretty funny.
     
  20. Gotta Give her Credit....She was just picking up some pointers on ...what to do to please her man
     

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