I caught my dad wih my girlfriend.

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  1. #1 CitizenStoned, Jun 20, 2009
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    I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically never leaves my apartment) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

    I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

    So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

    I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

    Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

    Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

    OR

    Pack my stuff and be on my way.

    EDIT:

    Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

    [URL="]http://i43.tinypic.com/24l5uz6.jpg[/URL]
     
  2. #2 happy tree, Jun 20, 2009
    what.
    the.
    fuck.

    :eek:
     
  3. #3 Italia5239, Jun 20, 2009
    Families these days are so fucked up..I'd definitely pack your shit and swing away. Fucking your girlfriend..Man that's like a bad fucking porno.
     
  4. #4 SuperSilverHaze, Jun 20, 2009
    wow thats so fucking beat. hit that mother fucker, curse out that bitch and go on ur way
     
  5. #5 Dserge, Jun 20, 2009
    Pack your shit and be on your way. Just leave flipping his stupid fucking ass off.
     
  6. #6 sour blunt, Jun 20, 2009
    lmfao im sorry but that has to be the funniest/craziest shit i've ever heard!!!! what kind of father fucks his sons girlfriend!! omg thats sooo crazyy!
     
  7. #7 DMOB12, Jun 20, 2009
    That sucks man... :(
     
  8. #8 Dserge, Jun 20, 2009
    Was he railing her pretty hard?
     
  9. #9 AK Infinity, Jun 20, 2009
    It's a joke blades, laugh, giggle and spit. :)
     
  10. #10 dael, Jun 20, 2009
    Haha indeed, check the link.

    :D:D
     
  11. #11 lifted.again, Jun 20, 2009
    hahahaha funny how people dont click links...dumbasses:p
     
  12. #12 Swizwalz, Jun 20, 2009
    For real you guys George Foreman grill (GF), his dad had his meat in his GF (George Foreman Grill), pretty funny op, you must have thought this up for a while.
     
  13. #13 SpongePaul, Jun 20, 2009
    if your dad was low enough to do your girl, and she was low enough to do your dad, then leave both of them post haste, they are not worth your time or trouble.
    btw i am the only one who gets a huge EWW! Factor to this, i mean doing your son/daughter boyfriend/girlfriend is about the same as screwing your sister, its just low and icky, but thats just MHO and my .02
     
  14. #14 dutchmaster, Jun 20, 2009
    Call me GF cuz im sellin everybody grills.........
     
  15. #15 mrsofficer9, Jun 20, 2009
    LMAO
    did anyone look at the picture of his girl? that cooks for him and likes his dad's MEAT? it's a grill, guys.
     
  16. #16 Lifted_Jon, Jun 20, 2009
    George Foreman!!!!!
     
  17. #17 morrowb, Jun 20, 2009
    Hahahaha, EDITED because I looked at the link hahaha
     
  18. #18 Bluntman00, Jun 20, 2009
    haha that is pretty fucking funny, almost as funny as the comments that followed :smoking: learn to click links
     
  19. #19 WildWill, Jun 20, 2009
    Holy crap you guys are dumb

    or stoned.
     
  20. #20 **BlaZe iT**, Jun 20, 2009
    HAHAHAHA You are funny. Lmao, i really thought you were talkin bout your girlfriend. Omg thats is a classic. George foreman lmao. Small petite white, hahahahahaah, omg i cant get over it, cooks for me. LMAo:D:D:D
     
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