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I cant roll a j to save my life

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Rowdygreybush, Nov 23, 2011.

  1. #1 Rowdygreybush, Nov 23, 2011
    Just seem to fail terribly at Rollin joints. I have tried several different methods. Ive seen my friends dad do them one handed while driving and I can't roll one sitting down with two hands. I was wondering If anyone had any tips or tricks to help me learn to roll.
     
  2. #2 tzman, Nov 23, 2011
    Use a bong or a bubbler, my friend ;)
     
  3. #3 BR00DWICH, Nov 23, 2011
    Just keep at it. Practice with teas or other herbs. Maybe some wider papers. Also check the stickies there's a rolling guide there.
     
  4. #4 Caty, Nov 23, 2011
    Practice makes perfect!
     
  5. #5 abbyyyyx, Nov 23, 2011
    Watch some Youtube videos so you can get down the basic steps + maybe learn a few tips/pointers. Just keep practicing you'll get it!
     
  6. #6 aldkgh, Nov 23, 2011
    op are you irish im gettin a vibe
     
  7. #7 36th Chamber, Nov 23, 2011
    Then i will teach you my son
     
  8. #8 karunado, Nov 23, 2011
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    guide the force will you! perfect, practice makes, young jedi...
     
  9. #9 rugbyladosc, Nov 23, 2011
    practice. but i like to fill blunt cones now, I am a pro roller but i just find it easier...!
     
  10. #10 36th Chamber, Nov 23, 2011
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    1. grind up the fine herb and put it on the rollie[​IMG]
    2. pack that shit down either will the rollie pack, lighter etc etc ( when i was a beginner i would use a pencil and get the shape it might help you)
    3.now this is the MOST important step the tuck[​IMG]
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    5. lick[​IMG]
    light er upp and smoke, practice makes perfect young jedi may the force be with you
     
  11. #11 BeeJee, Nov 23, 2011

    So close! It's guide you the force will. For the OP:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOQrs6e8J8s&feature=youtube_gdata_player]How to roll the perfect joint! Best tutorial guaranteed - YouTube[/ame]
     
  12. #12 voorhee, Nov 23, 2011
    Then roll a blunt, that's what I do.
     
  13. #13 MR_, Nov 23, 2011
    Rolling blunts is easier, as the paper isn't as thin/fragile. Practice with blunts, and eventually try rolling joints.

    That tutorial isn't the best guide around, I've seen some others that explain the tuck pretty well.
     
  14. #14 Half Stoned, Nov 23, 2011
    buy a pack of rolling papers.
    buy a bag of tobacco. you can get a lot for cheap.
    roll as many cigs as you can.

    you'll be able to roll like a champ when you used up all your papers.
     
  15. #15 kipper66, Nov 23, 2011

    best advice so far. practice makes perfect! eventually it becomes so easy and natural. i have gone from nothing ready to having a lovely rolled joint in around 2 minutes.

    heres a little tip for ya - lick your fingers, then dry them off quickly, and you'll find that it gives you a bit more grip on the papers when rolling it. well, it works for me if i ever struggle gettin it to roll!
     
  16. #16 vkk, Nov 23, 2011
    I used to smoke cigs few years ago and I used to buy flavored tobacco so I rolled my own cigs with filters, just buy some tobacco and papers and a pack of filters, it's cheap one time buy (like 4-5 euros in total, or bout 6-7 bucks), watch videos and roll them till you get a hold of it.

    Or just buy those cones where you can just put the shit in and twist the end..
    Best to learn it yourself tho.
     
  17. #17 Madian, Nov 23, 2011
    Just get a rollie homie, you can practice still but while youre still mastering it you can still roll perfect doobs.
     
  18. #18 Hatch42O, Nov 23, 2011
    Be gentle, most newbies try to force the joint, if you do it right in a clam manner it will basically roll itself.
     
  19. #19 Out To Learn, Dec 17, 2011
    This is a bit old, but I agree with rolling a bunch of cigs by hand. I learned that way. I'm sure you can find someone (or yourself) to take those rolled cigs from you.
    Also Hatch420 is very correct. You hear this a lot around people who smoke papers a lot. She really will tell you when she's ready.
     

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