i cant belive i passed this piss test

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by 6highasthesky9, Jan 20, 2005.

  1. OK I got suspended for 10 days because a shitless nark i know snitched on me for givin him a dime in school so i got suspended. I knew i would hav to have a piss test sooner or later an wat do ya know i had it today. So knowing that i was gonnna have it a day before i got my freind to piss for me in a little cup so i could put it in the doctors container wen i got there. So i put the cup inbetween my dick an my balls an walk in an they ask me som shit an ofcourse i say no to all of it. Then the lady that questions me leaves n this old guy comes in an says i'm gonna need a sample of your urine,i say ok an i start ta walk out of the door an he says were r u going i say i'm goin to piss in this. He says u could do it right here i was like doctor i dont feel comfortable right here so he lets me go 2 the bathroom i finnaly get that cup out my sack n fill it with piss. I go out of the stall he goes in an looks around for nething i could of held it in but i still had in inbetween my sack so i was good. Wen i handed it 2 him he felt ta c if it was warm but i had it down there 4 about 3 hours so it was. Me n my dad went bak today an the doctor says his urine is positive (i almost pissed myself right there an then) for nothing i was so relived now i can smoke all i want


    an i'm 14 not 12
     
  2. glad you passed.....btw you prob gonna get banned....cuz of your age....
     
  3. ^^ i agree with him.....lol positive test means you tested postivie for thc........so you failed...........and dont bring weed to school..........
     
  4. dumb...ass. give me the 13 seconds of my life back.
     
  5. did better than me i woulda pulled it off it they didnt have a fucking thermometer built into the cup i had to piss in.......... aparently 88 degrees isnt piss warm.........
     
  6. Yeah, those cups are the devil! I had to take one of those "quick tests" for a job a couple months back. And plus, they put it in the machine right in front of you and it only takes 3 minutes to analyze. Worst 3 minutes of my life, since I was dilluting pretty heavily. I passed though!
     

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