HAHAHAHHAHAHA i was askin my pap for 5 bucks to go get cigarettes and he walked into my room and handed me the five and said "pickup that pen on the ground" n i looked down n my fuckin crackpipe is layin on the ground right in front of me n my pap haha, so i picked it up and put it in my desk, it must have rolled out of the vhs tape box it was in, i'm glad that shit never happened before now, cuz that would be bad as hell
Hahahaha, I picked up a pen the other day and tried to write something when my friend pointed out it was a long birthday candle.
I was breaking up my weed a couple of weeks ago when my Dad barged in. Usually he knocks, so I didn't bother to lock the door. I tried to stand in front of my desk all nonchalant, but my Dad's not retarded. "Are you rolling a joint?" I figured the jig was up, so I was just like, "No, I'm breaking up my weed." I was being a smartass, but I was thinking shit, the shit's really hit the fan now. Instead my dad looks at my weed and walks away, and at the door he says, "You need to get a better connection." I was just... :O!
lol No not yet, but I'm going to be moving out pretty soon, so I might. Originally I was going to ask him as a joke, but now I think he might do it...
hahahaha man that shit is nuts hahah i remember i used to smoke out of a long thin socket wrench, always jus kept it in my pocket. once i was laying on the couch my dad comes in, talks for a while, then goes "hey isn't that your chapstick? lipfusion or whatever?" i look on the floor where he's pointing and see my socket. "yeah, dad...*shifty eyes*..musta fell out of my pocket.." hahaha whew 'nother time, mom was sifting through my drawers (fuckin nosey bitch..) haha, and she picked up my old highlighter that i used to use as a downstem for my bong and she goes "this highlighter STINKS" and jus tosses it in the trash haha fuckin nuts
I smoke with my kids all the time...they are all grown and out of the house now, but it is fun smoking with them.
It's much funnier if they lock on something stupid and miss things could be by accident or you doing it on purpose but it's damn funny to see someones parent miss a huge half or full o of herb in a sandwich bag along side papers and a grinder making a b-line for how low cut their top is or how they didn't take the trash out you can't help but laugh seconds after they leave knowing for sure by then that they totally fucking missed it