I Brawled Tonight...

So i call up my best friend since 6th grade, Joe to see what he was doing tonight because he didnt have work tomorrow so i know he was chillin. He says hes down at the park playing ball and he was about to get some bottles, so im like no doubt and i go down to the park. I play a little handball and then me and my boy joe,his girl and 2 more girls drive up to the avenue to get some bottles. We end up getting Bacardi Grand Melon,some Jack and some malibu. I only really drink jack, but i didnt have any chips so i had really no say in what they got. So we walk back to the park and sit on the football field and start drinking. I wind up drinking like 1/4 of the jack and some grand melon, i was a little drunk so i smoked a blunt w/ one of the girls we were w/ and i was nice.

Well to make a long story short, these kids, 4 of them come onto the field and are obviously drunk (i could smell it on them from like 10 feet away) they were drinking henessey. One of the kids stumbles past joe's girlfriend and says something stupid (i didnt hear him) and all of a sudden i see my friend joe 2 piece the kid and the kid drops. Now im like oh fuck because there is only 2 guys on our side and there are 4 of them. I see one of them running towards joe so i tackled him and just started hitting him. Joe's girlfriend and the other girls are all scared and screaming to stop. I get off of the kid im hitting and go to tackle another one but one of the kids hit me from behind and i dropped. Now im getting kicked in my ribs and shit when joe grabs the kid and starts choking him out. 2 of them were on the floor when i got up and joe was choking one kid out so i squared off with the last kid and i realize how high and drunk i am because i am stumbling everytime i throw a punch. Im a heavy dude and this kid was pretty skinny so i just grab him by his legs and picked him up and dropped him(i felt like i was in the UFC,lol), i landed onto him and i guess i knocked the wind out of him because he was gasping for air. I punched him about 3 times and just got up and told joe that we gotta to get out of there before the cops come or these kids call more people. So we just leave the field and hop in the car and leave. The back of my head has a huge bump on it and my ribs hurt a little. Next time i see those fuckers around my neighborhood they're gonna catch it. Those fucking pussies need to smarten up, they fucked wit the wrong 2 drunk as fuckers.