... think about the estimate of how many olympic sized swimming pools would be filled with peoples cum from the countless millions of times people jerked off to them, and what it would be like to swim in all of it.
That's some funny shit! The things we can think of when stoned never fails to amaze me! EDIT: You thought of this while masturbating, didn't you?
This doesn't apply to just celebrities. Think of that beautiful goddess that has passed by you .. and of course your mind goes into fucking her all sorts of ways. Just imagine her mind thinking "100% of these guys are eye fucking me right now"