I bet i got a better job then you

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by DEA, Sep 25, 2011.

  1. I just got my first job, im suppose to be a janitor at this after school program its really ghetto. I can come in anytime when their open. Do as many hours as I want OR as many hours as i can write down on my time sheet:devious:. I dont have somebody watching over me. Half the time im just sitting down, and most of the hours i "do" i never did. Free money easy money. Free weed :smoke:
     
  2. until they realize that everything is dirty as shit and fire your ass
     
  3. Lol i bet not. i work as an office admin/manage at a real estate brokerage with only my boss, and 1 other agent working there. I pretty much hold the fort down until someone needs some paperwork done, or some technological help (they are hopeless on that front).

    My job is usually 7.5 hours of me sitting doing whatever the fuck i want, which includes vaping weed (boss and i both have med cards n he doesnt give a fuck). I pretty much sit an get high and play video games. When i have my real estate license ill do a lot more work, but i dont yet, and until then, im raging getting paid to play video games high as a fucking kite
     
  4. Yeah what he said...you gotta at least make them think you're doing your job. Here's how you do it:

    1. Begin job
    2. Come to work every day and learn how to do things how they want
    3. Figure out ways to do less work, while still letting it look like you did everything
    4. ???
    5. Profit!!!
     
  5. & this fella doesn't have/need a disclaimer.:p
     

  6. and another difference, my boss cant find out ive been lying on payroll and sue me, his can lol

    Getting paid for work you didnt do is stealing, im not sure how people havent realized that, and, at the level your doing it, it would be a big fat felony charge
     
  7. Lol i didnt sign any employment contract or anything. he just hired me. Also everytime i see my "boss" i try to make it look like im doing something. I go around clean the trash which takes like 20 minutes. Then i count it as 2 hours:cool:.
     

  8. Naw because my boss is more dirty then me;). I just get my share.
     

  9. Hahaha seems like your good to go then. Do you ever work around employees, you should take the roll of the insane janitor and just talk to yourself all day and yell at your cleaning products for slacking off
     
  10. Yes all the time sometimes i vacuum around. LOL Yell at the vacuum for being to loud. im going to talk to the mop and act like its my girl lol.
     

  11. Lol do it... then one day, lie the mop next to a broom in a hallway, and wait till people walk by, then storm up to the mop and slap the SHIT out of it for cheating on you with that dirty fucking broom
     
  12. Lol a janitor is a shit job...Doo Doo Man.
     
  13. lol, noone has a better job than gnik drazil :smoke:
     

  14. This might be the truth right here lol
     
  15. i bet to differ, i got the best job, im my own boss, all my weed is free, i work at home, and i get to see my friends everyday, and i work 24/7 but can take breaks for as long as i want lol
     
  16. get it up yers
     
  17. Well as manager of a Chicago Entertainment Compay/Retailers in the Tourist Industry in Gatlinburg, Pigeon Forge, Niagra and down to Disney Land I had Tennessee! Had to keep the "Gold Chain" by Inch selling! LOL had to get pretty school girls on the line but I had the Madame in my pocket when she lost her position at Ripley's!! For three years between Marriages I had it made till shit happens! Marriage, Infidelity, Death an in the end the Ole Man said Blood thicker then Water and so it was.

    Lot of hours but single an most of the hours were at the steak house accross the street an Cannabis/Beer and Darts were on the menu everynite! Got pretty good at darts but never great an some locals would never let me forget! The other hours were upstairs that had a large windows overlooking the main strand, of course very lively on the weekends of Home games, TN Volunteers and Bama or LSU were great fans or at least numerous! Always fun to be a part of the away team group in these small towns. Like going to a game down in Athens GA, following the Vols! You can act the fool and go home an pretend like you never acted that way!

    Yet I made the company plenty of money and the rewards from the job was top notch! No complaints but it was the funnest job I ever had, can't believe I let some bitch convince me that the big city was the place for me!
     
  18. If i work hard within a year, as a 20 year old i could easily be selling houses worth like 5 million, getting 100,000 out of it for myself!
     
  19. Growing seems like a dream job. @OP because you introduced a comparative element into your sentence "then" =/= "that"
    Mmk?
     

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