I been throwing eggs down the street

Discussion in 'High Ideas' started by wsgone, Jun 19, 2016.

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  1. #1 wsgone, Jun 19, 2016
    Every day or every other day I smoke bud and throw eggs on the street. I can throw far I throw eggs. I just measured on google maps and I am throwing these eggs 175+ feet. Im not throwing them at anyones house or property I just throw them on the street to see if the sun will cook them.
    One day I threw a egg and I always hear them hit the road. This time I heard it hit something metal like a car. The car was parked on the road where I throw the eggs at. I was driving to mcdonalds and I saw a truck with yellow stuff right in the center of the front window. It was already in bad shape and a old truck. I couldn't stop laughing for a hour. I never knew I was going to hit a truck right in the center of the front window.
     
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  2. #2 Onoma, Jun 19, 2016
    I was on a roof in Georgetown, DC for New Years Eve years back, doing the same, but indiscriminately chucking them down M street

    Saw a chick crumple about 150 feet away as she got nailed right in in the cheek

    I felt really bad { as we do when we are young and do stupid things with no forethought }

    These days I never throw eggs unless hardboiled and peeled first
     
  3. #3 Kush cookies, Jun 19, 2016
    You truly are a model citizen, I used to throw eggs but I was 13.


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  4. #4 willowsome1899, Jun 19, 2016
    Me and my cousin used to be bad kids we would go to very small towns in our state and just egged cars and trucks all night i think one night we did 20 vehicles some that looked very expensive

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  5. #5 Forked Up2, Jun 19, 2016
    Loser. Grow up.
     
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  6. #6 Blix, Jun 20, 2016
    Really? Egging?

    What are you, twelve?
     
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  7. #7 smokadaganjaman123, Jun 20, 2016
    Crikey, its a woo-ild aunimal.
    Im gonna stik my thumb up its butt-ole
     
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  8. #8 wsgone, Jun 20, 2016
    I dont know why your getting mad lol im not egging anything. I am throwing the eggs onto the street. Somebody just parked their car where I throw eggs and I didn't know it was there.
     
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  9. #9 killset, Jun 20, 2016
    We need video of this awesomeness
     
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  10. #10 willowsome1899, Jun 20, 2016
    Well technically i was around the age of 12

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  11. #11 Mack D Rockefeller, Jun 20, 2016
    You literal waste of space, you should've ended up in a wad of kleenex.
     
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  12. #12 wsgone, Jun 20, 2016
    Your mama should of ended up in a condom
    . Next time I throw a egg I will put the video up on here.
     
  13. #13 slamva, Jun 20, 2016
    whose eggs r u wastin? thats food dude, go skip sum rocks.
     
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  14. #14 killset, Jun 20, 2016
    Rocks break windows. He said he's seeing if the sun will cook them. A totally practical way to get some breakfast.....
     
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  15. #15 Mack D Rockefeller, Jun 20, 2016
    Oh.
    Ok.
     
  16. #16 willowsome1899, Jun 20, 2016
  17. #17 SirInfi, Jun 20, 2016
    Well the city should clearly post a sign on that street.

    'Warning: douche with eggs, park at your own risk'.
     
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  18. #18 Pontoon, Jun 27, 2016
    My goodness...such harsh judgements here!
    At least he's not throwing bricks!
    Just the thread title had me :lmafoe:
     
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  19. #19 callmesauceman26, Jun 30, 2016
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  20. #20 Gin Tree, Nov 15, 2016
    Hahahaha the title of this thread is enough as it is.
     
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