I beat my wife to the pulp

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Six One Cynic, Jun 1, 2012.

  1. #1 Six One Cynic, Jun 1, 2012
    I beat my wife to the pulp. Can I go to prison for this?


    Edit - We both love orange juice especially orange juice with pulp. I got up this morning and drank all the pulp orange juice and left her the orange juice without the pulp. She's furious and I think she wants to get me in trouble for drinking all of it. Should I worry???? I don't know what she'll do [​IMG]
     
  2. #2 LeroyDankins, Jun 1, 2012
    She could be plotting to surgically remove your dick right now.

    Lay low for awhile until this mess blows over.

    Good luck.
     
  3. #3 Restep, Jun 1, 2012
    Why did you buy orange juice without pulp if you both love orange juice WITH pulp?
     
  4. #4 TheMightyKush, Jun 1, 2012
    LeroyDankins you always got some funny shit to say haha
     
  5. #5 Cruizer, Jun 2, 2012
    You fucking asshole.













    Pulp has all the vitamins!
     
  6. #6 MiloHasAGun, Jun 5, 2012
    you know it use to be legal to beat your wife once a week?


    oh you mean orange juice
     
  7. #7 RealCaveman, Jun 5, 2012
    yeah thats true...where im from it has to be on the steps of court or some shit like that. some place public and gov.
     
  8. #8 RVD420RVD, Jun 6, 2012
    Me too.
     
  9. #9 HSO Bandages, Jun 6, 2012
    In soviet russia pulp drink you !
     

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