Um heres the story... im sitting here in this spot on a chair in my parents living room. And there is something on the window next to me tapping in random rythms like with a beat and everything. (let remind you its 12:00am and its bitch plack outside)<--- yea... thats trippy i know. BACK ON TOPIC,,, ok theres somthing taping on my window, and i am SO SCARED RIGHT NOW. i looked at the window a couple of times, but instantly when i looked. IT STOPPED TAPPING, then i look back and it happens again! ok so by this point i know its watching me and studying my every move. so i act as if im acting norml and thinking nothing is tapping on my window in random riythms is not really there. so i am writing this till it goes away. IM SCARED SHITLESS. no joke\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ all happening right now at this momment. present time ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Start beating off, so if someone breaks in you can surprise them with some jizz. Also, it could be random noises, but if when you look, it stops, that's kind of weird.
I've been tryin to tell you to take off your shirt for the passed few minutes... Damn, help a peeping tom out !!
I forgot to tell you.i live out in the middle of no where and live closest to a 3k population town. and very unlickely to come by any trespassers.
I look at you, you look at me, you look away I look at you, you look at me, you look away I look at you, you look at me, you look away I look at you, you look at me, you look away I look at you, you look at me, you look away I look at you, you look at me, you look away I look at you, you look at me, you look away I look at you, you look at me, you look away I look at you, you look at me, you look away
Is it a tree.... I've had that happen when I'm high as fuck going to sleep in my room, and I hear some shit and I'm like what the fuck whose watching me tapping on my window, and it's a tree branch, or rain, or a squirrel or bird or some stupid shit... edit: Then again, a 3k population, it could be like a texas chainsaw massacre kinda dude... just waiting for the right moment till he feels he's scared you enough, and comes busting through the window with a chain saw... And your beating off ready to throw jizz at an intruder and he has a chain saw... And you're like fuck...
did you start beatin off yet? walk up to the window with a creepy grin 'ooh yeah tap right there mmmmm yeah'
just start fucking screaming and jump up and run like a mad man towards the nearest door. once outside continue screaming until you are nearly insight of the window in question...then go silent and listen...if someone is out there they will be so mind fucked by what you just did they will reveal themselves. if its an alien then your fate depends on its temperament and if its an animal then it will of run off... once you do all this go check for foot prints.
you guys try to fuck with me, but seriously. i am scared shitless right now. i wouldnt start jacking off in my parents living room /cry
I actually think this is the best idea, however, it takes a lot of balls to run OUTside in a situation like this. OP, are you ripped right now?
did you get killed yet? theres that window tapper serial killer on the loose. this happened to me once, cept when i looked out the window, a brick and crowbar came flyin through.... then a person. things like that are what keep me up at night =\ oh ya first thing was a joke
actually i just got up and got some corn chips, instantly when a corn chip hit my tounge i kinda forgot about it....