I am officially an idiot.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by meowtoyou, Feb 25, 2011.

  1. Short but funny story:

    Came home from school
    Started making bong in my shed with friend
    Dad opens shed
    I jump and throw everything in my pockets
    Dad makes me empty pockets
    Give dad weed
    Dad gives weed back
    I dump my weed in front of him (I'm stopping for a long time. Not risking getting kicked out)
    Friend leaves
    I completely regret dumping my weed that he gave back

    TL;DR I'm a dumbass
     
  2. I tried to read this like a rap, it didn't work.
     
  3. i...dont get it
     
  4. Go look for it?
     

  5. :laughing: Now that's just good humor right thurr
     
  6. get a beat behind this
     
  7. This is how all GC stories should be kids.
     
  8. Smoke at ur friends house from now on;)
     
  9. did he MAKE you dump it? :confused:
     
  10. Came home from school,
    Started making a bong,
    When dad came in and he didnt give me long!

    I didnt have long,
    So i threw it in my pocket.
    But daddy saw,
    and made me pop lock and drop it.

    I gave dad the weed,
    And he gave it right back,
    But i am a dumbass and I poured out my sack!

    Now I regret what I did,
    I could use some hugs,
    Cause my brain is mush from all those drugs!

    Edit: i need to get a life
     
  11. #13 averagetoker, Feb 25, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Feb 25, 2011
    If you read that while listening to the beat after 11 seconds, those lines become 100% better

    Edit- Works even better if you've smoked very recently.



    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX3mRS49TuE&feature=related[/ame]
     
  12. You just dumped your weed in your shed? Bro that's not how you grow GAWD. Plant your weed first. duh.
     
  13. Wish I could have seen this.. :smoking:
     

  14. DUDE I FUCKING LOVE YOU, lol.
     

  15. It rained :(
     

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