Food and Drug Administration (FDA) Disclosure:

The statements in this forum have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration and are generated by non-professional writers. Any products described are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Website Disclosure:

This forum contains general information about diet, health and nutrition. The information is not advice and is not a substitute for advice from a healthcare professional.

I am a disgrace and incapable.

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by ChristianIs40, Mar 13, 2011.

  1. #1 ChristianIs40, Mar 13, 2011
    Of rolling. I suck so bad at it and I've practiced enough where I should be decent. But Mary Jane is making me suck on her tits and instead of getting high all I got was disappointment.


    End /rant :(
     
  2. #2 BleachdAddy, Mar 13, 2011
    What the fuck are you talking about? Molly?
     
  3. #3 since93, Mar 13, 2011
    lol, you just took me back....way back....like, plus rep and my goodwill :smoke:
     
  4. #4 bobby82, Mar 13, 2011

    Rolling jays and blunts
     
  5. #5 GutteralShiva, Mar 13, 2011
    Buy a roller or use a piece :confused:
     
  6. #6 ChristianIs40, Mar 13, 2011
    Haha I broke my pipe so I've been rolling but I suck and I'm sad :( lol
     
  7. #7 GutteralShiva, Mar 13, 2011

    If he was talking about molly and was sad and down he's not doing it right at all :smoke:
     
  8. #8 Whirk, Mar 13, 2011
    I sort of have the same problem.
    I've been puffin' for upwards of 4 years I think, and I still can't roll a very good J.
    Dearie me, I guess I'll just have to stick to glass! :smoke:
     
  9. #9 sovietpothead, Mar 13, 2011
    why dont you get some tabacco and practice ? + some ocb's ( they are the best imho )
     
  10. #10 Nuts Eno, Mar 13, 2011

    This. Cigarette rollers are like $4. You'll roll them perfect every time.
     
  11. #11 GutteralShiva, Mar 13, 2011

    Just don't get a ZEN. They roll damn good ciggs, but they roll joints too tight.
     
  12. #12 ChristianIs40, Mar 13, 2011
    Not ecstasy! Lol
     
  13. #13 since93, Mar 13, 2011
    but damn guys rollers are like...they lower the level of cool of the rolling person...trust me on this op, if youre rolling in front of the ladies (or boys if youre gay or bi) using a roller makes one look...well...nowhere near as cool as when you use your fingers...and thats because you get to lick the paper when rolling by hand and that is, imo and in my experience, very cool :smoke:
     
  14. #14 PuRPzz, Mar 13, 2011
    try using juicy jays and using less weed
     
  15. #15 Nuts Eno, Mar 13, 2011

    With all due respect, if the chicks and/or gay dude your with thinks that you're cool for "licking paper" , they're probably pretty stupid to begin with.
     
  16. #16 since93, Mar 13, 2011
    think of it this way, an analogy if you will: if there one person on this planet that can smoke a cigarette any cooler than clint eastwood, i would be shocked....and tbh, its really not all that different from dressing up nicely to look cool...not necessarily stupid, just one of the things you do to get your ego boosted you know?
     
  17. #17 Nuts Eno, Mar 13, 2011

    Fair enough. Agreed. But, to play devil's advocate, there is something to be said about being too cool to roll your J's by hand. That, in itself, could be just as impressive.
     
  18. #18 since93, Mar 13, 2011
    touche right there, no doubt...i just envisioned an aristocrat in a chalet going "jeeves, do prepare my evening joint" :smoke:
     
  19. #19 ZihgZag, Mar 13, 2011
    [​IMG]
     

Share This Page