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I’m addicted to weed because I’m addicted to jacking off high

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Mattchows, Jun 20, 2019.

  1. Alr so I was just curious if anyone else was like this and if anyone knows what I should do.

    I straight up will come home from work and I’ll be horny asf about to beat my chicken but I’ll have the urge to smoke and get high before I go at it. If I get high I’ll jack off and instantly feel guilty.

    I love getting high but I don’t want to do it everyday I want to be able to just smoke once a week no problem but I think I’m getting addicted to weed because I’m already addicted to jacking off I think this is happening because I linked jacking off, something I’m actually addicted to, with weed and now I’m starting to get addicted to jacking off high. I swear I always have the urge to get baked and spank my monkey.

    I love weed and I wanna keep smoking but I don’t want to be addicted to jacking off high. Anyone else like this? Any suggestions on what I should do
     
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  2. Get laid
     
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  3. I'd suggest joining reddit instead...it tends to be adults knocking about in here.
     
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  4. Come on man, get ahold of yourself. Try jerking off in the bathroom at work right before you get off work. (Get off before you get off, so to speak) That'll take the pressure off but I don't know why you're concerned about it. It sounds like you have the problem well in hand but your real problem is feeling guilty about it.
     
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  5. What's wrong with jacking off high all the time?

    P.s. weed isn't addictive
     
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  6. To much information dude.
     
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  7. The cure is to jack off too much, like when a parent makes their kid smoke a whole pack of cigarettes at once when they get caught..
     
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  8. That only works for about 24 hours if I remember right.
     
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  9. Any of your friends ever ask why your bong is always greasy
     
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    But seriously, you are addicted to the serotonin released when you get high and when you jack off. Either quit smoking weed or just yank it once every couple of weeks. I used to get high before sex and before masturbating, it was pretty fun. I haven't smoked in almost 7 months. So it's possible to stop if you really try.
     
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  11. You need Dr Phil, a glass of water and a root.

    Dude. Less detail next time.
     
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  12. LOLOL

    You know if we're being honest here, orgasmning while just modesty high feels unimaginably good

    But trying to orgasm when you're at a [8] or higher feels uncomfortably intense and is never enjoyable for me.

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  13. I got a wife that’ll do anything I say, I couldn’t imagine that bein my life.
     
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  14. Why was this thread brought back to life and lolwtf
     
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  15. i have a blend that guarantees that but i love it for q wholedifferent reason
     
  16. LOL.
     
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  17. Here is the trick do like me and get high 24/7 then you can rule that you just have a jerk off problem!
     
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  18. Modern problems require modern solutions!
     
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  19. I'm getting so much pussy now. I wish I could go back to those days.
     
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  20. this is fucking hilarious, omg. i'm weak.
     
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