High Folks I would like to intoduce you all to the first edition of the HydroChronicles, the book edition (There is a cartoon series that we are working on which will be explained a little later down the line. But i tell you now, it is AWESOME.) In this book, on its pages, are the tales, hahallucinations and other mind journeys experienced by a group of stoners in South Africa. We smoke alot The book was started a while back but has only really become something when I realised its potential after smoking a lil master K and thus began the HydroChronicles. The rules of the book will be explained as we go, an if you wish to start your own book, please, do it, you have my blessing and maybe you can mke a thread too. Please note that all pages scanned and displayed here are peoples personal opinions and are not neccesarily the views of our group as a whole; also remember we were incredibly high when writing/drawing so any offensive material or badly drawn stuff should be taken light hearted; and if you cannot, politely go yourself. I would also like to apologise because as you are aware, alot of the time writing high is illegibal, I will mot often explain pages to you, so that you are in the loop and its more un for you, but then again that also depends on how I'm feeling at the time of posting, BUT feel free to ask questions I am more than willing to explain all. (The pages of this book upon completion of the book will be animated and made into a flash comic - which will be awesome) ENJOY! PS: this is cooler when you're blazed PAGE 1: http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/p1.jpg Introduction page, this book was started at this years OppiKoppi Festival (http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/oppikoppi-fest2010.jpg) unfortunately not much was done as we were way too gone to really do anything but jm to crazy awesome music. If you're from SA you'll know what kinda insane and gone I'm talking abut OppiKoppi is by far one of the coolest places in the world. Get By is not the name of the song, but you all know which one we're talking about PAGE 2: Page 2 has been omitted here as it is not applicable until later in the book where the symbols system has been introduced. So keep an eye out for page 2 in future posts. Until symbols system is used just use your mindto differentiate between writers. PAGE 3: http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/p3.jpg Dedication to Rizla everywhere (Rolling Paper) by Me PAGE 4: http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/p4.jpg OppiKoppi message from Phil (p4 & p5 were done by two of my friends from Res at the Uni I went to last year, lol yes i got kicked out and had to go somewhere else) PAGE 5: http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/p5.jpg OppiKoppi message from L4zer
(sorry for the double post.) PAGE 6 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/p6.jpg Introducing Roger McBluntin (aka Tybalt) & Earl Von Cannabis (aka Studog or Stuart) PAGE 7 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/p7.jpg by Earl VC PAGE 8 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/p8.jpg by Zain (un-named as of yet) PAGE 9 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/p9.jpg Tribal by Mr. Van Hashinsmurf (aka Kenji) PAGE 10 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/p10.jpg Understated Intoxication -EVC Can you really think of a suitable adjective for being incredibly high, that truely explans the way that you're feeling? PAGE 11 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/p11.jpg Tybalt left whilst we continued, an thus we called him an epic fail and I drew a pretty picture of his face PAGE 12 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/p12.jpg This was a hilarious moment, as we were istening to Bittersweet Symphony by the Verve Zain, so passioately explained to us how Nelly Furtado ruled is musical world till he heard the verve. We knew it wasnt true but was still crazy funny. PAGE 13 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/p13.jpg This page is pretty messed up, I wont lie. Well not the page the experience; Imagine a world without hope, when you get cancer, people san't lie ad say you may pull through, there is no hope they'll tell you you're gna die so why waste your time. If life gets shitty for a little bit, you'll just say oh well life will always suck and I'm gna die anyway and kill yourself. There are counless examples! Also introducing the Symbols System (Page 2 will still be ommitted until all names are present) PAGE 14 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/p14.jpg Referance to the RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - these are the 25 rules with which one should lead their lives, they are essential for stoner survival and vital for lifelone enjoyment. Created with my Res friends from my old Uni. The Rules of Engagement 1. Safety. 2. Teamwork. 3. Be Cool Stay in School. 4. Space Chose Me. 5. Bro's Before Hoe's 6. Always. 7. Never Discard a Friend (S.S.) 8. The Time is Always Ripe for a Pipe. 9. Subtlety. 10. There Are No Rules, Except the First 9, This One, Also Those That Follow. 11. Laugh Enough. 12. Always Use Rule 6. and Rule 11. in Conjunction. 13. We Do What We Must, Because We Can. 14. It is Only Once We Have Lost Everything, That We Are Free To Do Anything, Which is, Nothing. 15. Yeah. 16. Be a Man. 17. Do It Tomorrow. 18. Never Call Stuie's Dog Meatball [pause] His Sister is Fat. 19. 11:30pm is Not Bed Time, it's Wake Up Time. 20. Life is Rough, it's Tough, it's Hard 21. Stand Up for What You Believe In. 22. How Can You Defend That Which is Indefensible 23. Fuck You. (with passion) 24. It's Better to Cough. 25. Don't Jump The Gun PAGE 15 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/p15.jpg Roger & I were sitting in his garden smoking a Happy Pipe (Happy Pipe: Hubbly/Hookah Pipe containing Marijuana) when this little Afrikaans(/Boer) kid came running past with a stick ad shot Roger then laughed and ran away. PAGE 16 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/p16.jpg Rogers comeback to us calling him an epic fail. WTF? I totally agree PAGE 17 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/p17.jpg Introducing Duchess Bonginton (aka Sam) PAGE 18 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/p18.jpg The AMC, its amazingness is only emphasized after the munchies! Munchies induced by MRS.CHARLiB PAGE 19 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/p19.jpg Smoking illegally in public without bein noticed KEEP AN EYE OPEN FOR FUTURE ADVENTURES OF THE HYDROCHRONICLES
PAGE 20 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/hdochroi/scan0001.jpg The THC train, runs through your veins, to your heart thats the leaf and sinks the 8 ball for the winning feeling, transforming your mind into a desert wasteland; as the smoke blows in the breeze... PAGE 21 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/scan0005-3.jpg Happiness is the way! (Michelle) PAGE 22 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/hdochroi/scan0006.jpg Stream of Consciousness - Albert Hashensmurf PAGE 23 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/scan0007-1.jpg Roger McBluntin' (Ja Die Ouens, Ek Is Fokken Blou! = Yes the boys, I Am Fuckin Blue!) Blou is a word we use here to mean high, no idea why blue means high but it just is! PAGE 24 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/hdochroi/scan0008.jpg Sensation of a pipe. PAGE 25 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/scan0009-2.jpg In Silence You See The Absolute Absurd PAGE 26 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/hdochroi/scan0010.jpg The Mushroom of Good Will PAGE 27 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/scan0011.jpg Cloud 9: Its A Place In Your Mind PAGE 28 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/hdochroi/scan0012.jpg Introducing: Achmed Kushsein (Zain) PAGE 29 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/scan0013.jpg It doesn't matter, who you are or what you smoke. Cause when you're smokin' THE CHRONIC! Its NEVER a Joke. PAGE 30 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/scan0014.jpg Wow, hallucinogenic weed ftw! when we were at the dam staring at monitor lizards, i turned around and saw this 'lil critter sitting next to our Hubbly pipe. PAGE 31 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/scan0015.jpg Die (meaning: The) Biza! Our friend whilst smoking with us one day, reached out and showed a really small size with his fingers and proceeded to say, "My brain feels like its this big" PAGE 32 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/scan0016.jpg I have this psychology lecturer, she is the worst lecturer EVER! she knows nothing about the subject and reads straight out of a book. BORING AS HELL! PAGE 33 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/scan0017.jpg Many people have asked me why one of the Beatles has a square head? I am yet to remember why I did this, please let me know if you happen to know. PAGE 34 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/scan0003.jpg Talk about high mistakes, Roger was talking about a friend he'd seen the other day chowing a 2 Litre chips PAGE 35 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/scan0018.jpg Safyr Bleu - Eye Drops -The stuff that keeps your eyes white after smokin! (Waneer Al Die Mense Know: Dis Oogdruppels...Vir Mense Wies Altyd Fokken Blou = When all the people know: Its Eyedrops...for people who are always fuckin blue = Basically: When everone knows: Eyedrops for people who are always fuckin high) PAGE 36 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/scan0019.jpg How High Are You? By Her Albert Von Hashensmurf PAGE 37 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/scan0020.jpg Roger's strategy on robbing a bank PAGE 38 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/scan0021.jpg The Genetic Sensor Bullet Earl Von Cannabis PAGE 39 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/scan0022.jpg Our solar system and their paths of movement Earl Von Cannabis PAGE 40 & Page 41 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/scan0023.jpg http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/scan0024.jpg Terry Pratchett, he has Alzheimer's He'll Believe anything you say... TWICE Combined works from Seth & Melissa PAGE 42 Vacant for now - watch this space! PAGE 43 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/scan0025.jpg The story of a Unicorn marrying a Whale and their baby the Narwhal (ACTUALLY EXISTS: narwhal - Google Search) lol okay maybe not PAGE 44 Vacant for now - watch this space! PAGE 45 http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/Kuchidzukeru/scan0026.jpg the VuBONGzela! South African Weed Smoking Engineering at it's Finest! if you feel any instructions are unclear please do not hesitate to ask!