Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Aug 24, 2001.

  1. A couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
    He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead.”
    There is a silence, then a shot is heard.....
    The hunter says, “OK, now what?”
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  2. lots of good jokes,not being a hunter and haveing just moved to wi. i could just see this. very funny! thanks for the laugh.i'll roll the next one too you. peace
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  3. I remember when this joke was funny 12 years ago hahahahaha!
  4. Hahahaha, is he active?
  5. Wow, I would crack jokes like these when I was 8 and people would think I was edgy. Needless to say, that made me laugh. Good one OP

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