How to win at life:

Discussion in 'General' started by Papageorgio, Jan 25, 2010.

  1. Learn how to google effectively. Everything is on the internet.

    Wanna learn how to google effectively? Google it.
  2. I came in here wanting to say something witty, but now I don't know what to say..
  3. Not everything man.
  4. maybe if you have weak google skills...
  5. Can you teach me how to win 4 cars?
  6. that feat sir, can only be accomplised by one man..


  7. google it, that's what i did
  8. hahaha :hello:
  9. I put a dollar in won a car, put a dollar in won a car put a dollar in won a car put a dollar in won a car :cool:
  10. No, how to win in life is to befriend Chuck Norris. That is the one and only way. Oh yeah, and take over 2,000 micrograms of pure crystalized LSD.
  11. how do you befriend chucknorris and obtain 2,000 micrograms of pure crystallized lsd?

    google it
  12. What if you live in russia and your parents have you caged up in the basment.
  13. Try finding a hookup to one of the most illegal drugs in the US and a drug that's legal in almost every country in the world. So no, google won't help you there. And Chuck Norris will find you. If you try to find him, you will get a roundhouse kick to the face.
  14. then google how to make it. google how to become a chemist. google how to do jeet kune do. google styles that counter round house kicks to the face. or google how not to have chuck norris roundhouse you

    you sir have found the only flaw to my theory of winning at life... one needs access to google in order to google. + rep

  15. This happens more in Austria than Russia...
  16. careful..I have it on good authority, if you type google..into google, you CAN break the internet. So please, no one try it, even for a joke.
  17. I highly doubt any of that would work. Just reading online will get you pwned by Chuck Norris, and LSD chemistry is some of the toughest in the world. Nice idea, but your theories are flawed.
  18. Maybe that's your definition of winning at life...

    You cannot win at life, nor can you lose. There can only be a draw, in which there are as many successes as there are failures. You paint the paintings of your life, with an open-ended canvas and an array of colours featured on your palette.

  19. winning at life is just a metaphor for whatever you said
  20. Every life ends in a stale mate, aka death. But gaining an edge in life is self discovery. That is the only way to get close to winning. Against all odds, surviving.

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