How to tell if you're high:

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by NikioKush, Aug 4, 2011.

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  1. #1 NikioKush, Aug 4, 2011
    Feel like starting a list because I am bizaked. Everyone add your ways to tell! Some reasons obvious, others make you think! I'll think of more.

    1.You can't even take a deep breath without feeling like coughing a lung up.
    2. Every song sounds like God's symphony.
    3.You laugh at shows like Everybody Loves Raymond.
     
  2. #2 Chilln, Aug 4, 2011
    1. Everything is great
    2. You eat everything in sight
    3. You have a big, goofy grin on your face

    I had more but I'm bakeddd :smoking:
     
  3. #3 kinkz, Aug 4, 2011
    all the shit you were stressing about earlier -- you don't even give a fuck about anymore :bongin:
     
  4. #4 NikioKush, Aug 4, 2011
    Helllll yeah. I got another one. If you are on GC, there's an 80% chance you are high.
     
  5. #5 Sweetleaftoker, Aug 4, 2011
    1. A general heavy feeling
    2. Droopy eyes
    3. Mind races
    4. Happyness
    5. Laugh at random shit
     
  6. #6 NikioKush, Aug 4, 2011
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    Hell yeah heavy feeling. I understand the Colbert Report so much more while baked
     
  7. #7 Stoner1985, Aug 4, 2011
    You can't find your lighter.
    You want to consume everything edible in sight.
    You have the extreme cotton-mouth.
    You go to do something and forget what you were going to do.
     
  8. #8 NikioKush, Aug 4, 2011
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    Someone said the exact thing about eating everything in sight hahaha but yeah definitely the forgetting stuff
     
  9. #9 Ganja Master, Aug 4, 2011
    Well personally I dont smoke shit weed in the first place. then i dont have to question if im high....
     
  10. #10 NikioKush, Aug 4, 2011
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    I didn't mean it to be like a legit "how to tell" list. Its supposed to be like a joke BRO
     
  11. #11 fadeddd, Aug 4, 2011
    I feel this chart is accurate:

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  12. #12 eastcoast22, Aug 4, 2011
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    Ditto. My life blows except for when I'm stoned.
     
  13. #13 eastcoast22, Aug 4, 2011
    Oh and if you like to smoke and drive you'll find you drive about 30mph slower!
     
  14. #14 Sweetleaftoker, Aug 4, 2011
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    Bout 10 mph slower, i go atleast 5 over when sober
     
  15. #15 Dark Blue Dank, Aug 4, 2011
    this thread rules. I'm high when i make food eat it then make more and my family is like ...the fuck?:eek:
     
  16. #16 DreamLurkin, Aug 4, 2011
    After smoking while sitting, and chillen for a while then you go to stand up, and you get a head rush and you can't feel your body! ^_^
     
  17. #17 angusbeef, Aug 4, 2011
    You are really stoned if you start forgetting what you were going to do just seconds ago.
     
  18. #18 eastcoast22, Aug 5, 2011
    I have a hard time sometimes cuz I am on so many pharmaceuticals that are all downers and mind fuckers. Hence I already don't have memory and I look stoned 24/7. It's a beautiful thing when you can get high everyday for months strait and no one even notices.

    I wish Marinol got me high. That stuff is crap.at least my insurance pays for it when I run out of herb. I'm detoxing this week, well not voluntarily, $$ problems.
     
  19. #19 joncormier420, Aug 5, 2011
    1) All my worries go away
    2) I feel it in my eyes
     
  20. #20 BA, Aug 5, 2011
    1. You smoked weed
     
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