How to tell a group of stoners/party has been in your house.

Discussion in 'General' started by Word, Feb 20, 2011.

  1. Pretty much like the title says. Have fun with it. I'll start:

    -Theres a burn mark on your carpet for when whatshisface dropped the hookah coal on the floor.

    -There's christmas lights on hanging in every room of the house.

    -There's a trance/biggie/dubstep mix CD playing on repeat.

    -The CD player broke so actually it's just a laptop or ipod with no speakers blasting music in the corner of the room.

    -You find 20 something odd lighters that got lost the night before in between the sofa cushions.

    -There's a cigarette butt that's been ashed in a bowl of salsa.

    -Your furniture has been rearranged completely.

    -All your towels are missing/own the ground somewhere to sop up all the spilled bong water/beverages of the night.

    -It reeks of incense and weed because you tried covering up the dank smell with them but now it just smells like weed soaked in perfume in the room.

    -Two drunk girls are jangling in your crib but no one knows how they got there. :cool:
     

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