How to stop random boners.. lol

Discussion in 'General' started by whatamidoing5294, Apr 8, 2014.

  1. Okay so I know this Is a dumb question, but I need help lmfao.

    I know the whole flexing thing helps, but I need something to kill them asap or stop chubs from going full, if you feel me..

    It's so bad now if I'm hugging a girl I like for a decent ammount of time, I'll pop one. I need me a woman in my life, because as a senior in highschool about to graduate it's embarrassing.

    Idk, if anyone has advice that'd be coo. :mellow::unsure:

    - Maturity is the decision to be mature when needed. Not being grouchy when the time to enjoy life is present.
     
  2. You need to watch that South Park episode


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  3. Pop it up in the wasteband of your pants. hides it and feels good as fuck i almost blew a load into my bellybutton once
     
  4. go through puberty
     
  5. #5 EL-GATO-NEGRO, Apr 8, 2014
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    Bite your tongue or cheek your brain will focus on the pain and hopefully kill the boner lol
     
  6. lol control yourself
     
  7. Duct tape your dick to your thigh. Fool proof.
     
  8. #8 Delightfully High, Apr 8, 2014
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    This and you can also pinch your inner thigh causing the blood to revert flow from the penis to your leg or just think of old ladies fucking a hairy fat guy in a puddle of shit mixed with puke while the star spangled banner plays in the background (or wrecking ball which ever you find worst). If you're still hard after that you're one sick fuck.
     
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    i got the maddest bonar from that
     
  10. Think about your grandmother being fucked by a donkey.
     
  11. duct tape..?
     
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  13. Don't think about sexual things while hugging people?
     
  14. Boners suck in jeans.
     
  15. go jack off my friend at least to where you not popin a boner with a hug from little miss cindy's tits...
     
  16. the star spangled banner always gives me a boner


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  17. Make it wrecking ball then.
     
  18. thinking about miss cindy's tits gave me boner.  So soft i just wanna fucking squeeze them
     
  19. Flick yourself in the head.
     
  20. beat that motherf fucker!!!
     

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