How to start up a convo with my older brother about weed.

"hey (insert name here), wanna haze?"

if you both smoke its really not an issue haha just straight up ask him

 

After my first few times smoking, i wanted to get my own weed. My brother dealt, i knew he did but didnt give a shit (even before i started smoking, i just saw it as leverage if he ever ratted me out for anything). Anyway, his friend was staying over (for a smoke) and i asked him to get me some, he just said to ask my brother which i said no. Later that night he called me and asked if i wanted to smoke (i thought he was joking) so i said yea sure, next thing i know he is like okay come downstairs when ever your ready. So i did, and thats when i started properly smoking after enjoying cannabis to the limit, while bonding with my brother (used to fight all the time now we are good friends - because of weed). Just ask him man, you will be surprised by what could happen

 

I struck up an offer for my dad by simply saying, "Wanna blaze?" If I can get my dad to blaze with me then I'm pretty sure you can simply ask your brother without any problems. I also did the same with my sister, who doesn't smoke on a regular basis. I just offered, she blazed with me and that was it!
It seems more complicated than it really is but when you ask at a good time, it works out!

 

"ey dawg, how bout dat marijuana"

 

I see now why they call you the retired grammar police.

 

"Your room smells dank" (He may or may not associate with weed but it isn't like straight referring to weed if you're that paranoid)

"Wanna Smoke?"

"You ever tried weed?"

"What are your views on Marijuana?"

"What does ___ mean?" (If you want to play stupid, fill in blank with any weed slang)

"I wonder which states will get MMJ in November"






Just a few random things you could say, Just get into a convo if possible and just think of something appropriate to say that would change the subject to weed.

 

I just waited until Mom passed out from her booze, and then just said "Hey, Dave, ya wanna get high?"" He smiled and we went into my bedroom to light it up! My younger brother was more social than I was, and started toking well before I did. But I have made up for that since then. lol

Granny

 

Start up a good classic rock record, I would recommend either Led Zeppelin, Sublime or Jimi Hendrix. And let the happenings flow from there.

 

everyone is going at this wrong dont ask him the best thing to do is walk into his room with a joint prerolled you wont even have to speak hell know whats up,

 

Wait for some point when he's not home and pack a bowl. When you see him pull up in the driveway, go into his room. When you hear him coming towards his door, start taking a hit, but put it down quickly so he doesn't see you holding it when he comes into his room. Then, as soon as he makes eye contact, exhale and pass him the bowl. I think he'll appreciate it.

 

this is like the stoner equivalent of "the naked man" from how i met your mother XDDD
its great

 

Simple.. put this on:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkCjQ6ktdP4]Cypress hill - roll it up light it up smoke it up [LYRICS] - YouTube[/ame]

 

Eh, It reeeeeally depends, See I'm a prick, and my lil brother is too young and dumb to smoke at the age he happens to be, so some one like me would give him a lil talk about how he needs to get responsibilities out of the way first....Depending on age its a lot better that way anyways.
So if your bro is like that at all, I wouldn't blow your cover just yet

 

Ha! I didn't even think of it like that, but you're completely right