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how to smoke before zoo without girlfriend knowing?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by TheCoolest420, Aug 16, 2012.

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  1. #1 TheCoolest420, Aug 16, 2012
    So I'm going to the zoo tomorrow. If I'm gonna pay twenty to get in I at least wannabe high.

    But the zoo is a good two hour bus ride. So if I smoke before I leave the house I won't be high.

    Usually I would just tell her I have to go to the bathroom But I'm pretty sure you can't smoke on zoo property. Any tips?


    doesn't matter if she knows I smoked after. But if I tell her before she's gonna try to sabotage me and be super annoying about it.
     
  2. #2 Chip killer, Aug 16, 2012
    Make some Firecrakers
     
  3. #3 Mr Owl, Aug 16, 2012
    fuck yeah firecrackers if you can bring food into the zoo.
     
  4. #4 smokin bud, Aug 16, 2012
    As the others have said, make firecrackers or some other edible. Don't forget to use eye drops though, your eyes will still get red.
     
  5. #5 NeverOddOrEven., Aug 16, 2012
    or you could just smoke some really good shit :smoking: be high for hours
     
  6. #6 DrTummnus, Aug 16, 2012
    Hell i would tell you to hit the bong or a gravity bong a couple of times but that wouldnt help you cause then you would have an even harder time not letting her know your high

    your not smoking on this one buddy
     
  7. #7 Emrich, Aug 16, 2012

    Then feed them to the animals:hello:
     
  8. #8 Somblay, Aug 16, 2012
    bring a bong, hit a quicktime fat bowl and get outta there
     
  9. #9 Psychonaut, Aug 16, 2012
    Edibles and eyedrops
     
  10. #10 bazoski1er, Aug 16, 2012
    What ya gotta do is be like 'hey, bitch (that's where you insert her name) I'm smoking up before we hit the zoo, aiight? Better make some damn good sandwiches for the trip.'

    Then if she has a problem with that you just got to keep your pimp hand strong.
     
  11. #11 cripin210Tx, Aug 16, 2012
    you should drive a car there and smoke on the way
     
  12. #12 hamiltonian, Aug 16, 2012

    ^^ this seems to be your best option
     
  13. #13 Chip killer, Aug 16, 2012
    Something I would think about if I were you. Idk if you and this girl are serious, but would you really want to be with somebody that you have to hide who you really are FOREVER? Just tell her look I'm gonna smoke it's a part of me and I love it. But you know what they say hind sights 20/20.
     
  14. #14 bLAzN32, Aug 16, 2012
    lol i just went to the zoo the other week with my gf took my mini bong and we both smoked up in the car in the car park overlooking the harbour it was an awesome high watching an otter destroy a live yabee lol
     
  15. #15 Beagle, Aug 16, 2012
    You've never smoked in a bathroom you aren't supposed to before? Just dipset after it, smoke some one hitters through the day
     
  16. #16 420dopeaf, Aug 16, 2012
    bring a cigarette one hitter and smoke it in the zoo bathroom or in the zoo's parking lot .
     
  17. #17 Ronald U. Swanson, Aug 16, 2012
    Roll some spliffs heavy on tobacco to mask the smell and there are usually designated smokers areas. That could be easier than edibles.
     
  18. #18 sektr, Aug 16, 2012
    It's not a great sign that you need to be high to have fun with your girl...

    Just sayin.
     
  19. #19 mambugaw, Aug 16, 2012

    Where does it say he needs to be high to have fun with his girl? What if the guy just isn't a fan of watching animals walk around shitting everywhere.
     
  20. #20 ChaliTuna, Aug 16, 2012

    It's not a great sign that his girl is trippin on him smokin

    Just sayin
     
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