How to read personal ads:

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Feb 8, 2003.

  1. 40-ish.....................49
    Adventurer..........Slept with all your friends
    Athletic.......................No tits
    Average looking.......Has a face like a basset hound
    Beautiful...................Pathological liar
    Emotionally Secure.......Medicated
    Feminist.................... Ugly ball buster
    Free spirit.................Junkie
    Friendship first.........Trying to live down reputation as a slut
    Fun.............................Annoying
    Gentle...................... Comatose
    Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic
    New-Age..............All body hair, all the time
    Old-fashioned............Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
    Open-minded............Desperate
    Outgoing...................Loud and Embarrassing
    Passionate................Sloppy drunk
    Poet....................Depressive Schizophrenic
    Professional..............Certified Bitch
    Redhead....................Bad dye-job
    Romantic............Looks better by candle light
    Social.........Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
    Wants Soulmate........Stalker
    Widow.......Drove first husband to shoot himself
    Young at heart............Old bat
     
  2. Everyone who does the personal ad thing should have this list.




    TOO funny, Super J!!!!!:)
     
  3. true true
     
  4. hahahahhahaahah


    dont forget

    new to area=has wife at home
     
  5. It's so so true
     

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