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How to pass random school drug tests?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by cjhpaloalto, Aug 23, 2009.

  1. #1 cjhpaloalto, Aug 23, 2009
    Hey guys, so I play soccer for my school (senior so I'm 18) but they do random drug testing once every two months or so. I want to smoke bud but cant fail a test...so how can i pass a test that I dont know when is coming? I wanna blaze right now but i drug test could be coming up in the next couple weeks...i dont know what to do
     
  2. #2 Mr.Burnsalot, Aug 23, 2009
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    If your not playing college soccer just play in a rec league if you love weed like I do.





    Otherwise have someone piss in a condom.
     
  3. #3 Nomad23, Aug 23, 2009
    So don't smoke man.
     
  4. #4 ```, Aug 23, 2009
    What the fuck..?
    Why would you have someone piss in a condom..?

    No..
    Look up the stickies bro, there's plenty of test passing methods.
    Use the search function next time.

    Get cleaner, a pissing mechanism with fake piss/clean piss, don't smoke, etc. Dunno what to tell you bro.
    It's all priorities man.
     
  5. #5 NJAllDay, Aug 23, 2009
    I have it too man, but just for school, I don't even play sports! Truthfully, at my school, they're pretty far apart, so most kids smoke a few times after they have one then stop again. I don't want to deal with my parents (although they probably wouldn't even get too mad, still prefer not too) so I just stop during the year. My one friend has piss in a bottle that he keeps attached to his nuts every damn day, seems a little too excessive just to smoke to me, so, whatever you want to do.
    Didn't smoke too much at all this summer, last time smoking was the 11th, due to a low tolerance as a result of not smoking all that much, I hope I'm alright for my test, but whatever you choose, the best of luck.:wave:
    drug testing... beat huh?
    And I'm 18, don't worry dudes. :)
     
  6. #6 bud_burner, Aug 23, 2009
    u need clean piss adding water to ur piss will not work fyi
    if u know ur gunna get tested u need to sweat and drink a lot:smoke:
     
  7. #7 Motza, Aug 23, 2009
    You either have to quit smoking or quit soccer. That is unless you want to carry a condom of clean piss with you everywhere you go.

    If I were you, I'd just play in a rec league outside of school. But it might already be too late for that.
     

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