How to pass drug tests easy. TOTALLY LEGIT.

Worth a try, seems expensive as fuck but if its guaranteed and was in the predicament to get a job or not id try it.

 

Yeah and how long does it take to cleanse you?

 

Covert Labs Strip NCâ„¢ One Cleansing Softgel - COVERT LABS - GNC

theres a link to the product, it looks better then most other cleansers cause it brings your creatine levels up and doesn't make you red "dilluted" apparently. Good thing i'm from B.C.

 

I've actually heard about this, you drink it a couple hours before the test. However It's cheaper on amazon:
Amazon.com: Strip Instant Acting Super Concentrated Detox Drink 16 Oz Urinary Blood & Saliva Cleanser: Health & Personal Care

 

ahh this could come in handy =)

 

Lol did you actually buy it? Two people from GS ordered it according to Amazon. Maybe I should make a thread about it if people are interested. It is a good price compared to most head shops..

 

My friend was talking tome about this shit,dont if this is the exact product but he said this girl smoked as much as him and she would pass every month.

 

Jeezis...it would be friggin awesome if this shit worked!!

All those drug test companies must be fuggin scramblin'!!

Hahahahaha!!

 

nahh but i might lol

 

Dude, the girl on the link to the other forum you posted, failed her drug test and she used this stuff...

 

Possible she used it wrong, or she used a test that tests for detox drinks and the likes in which case there is nothing you can do but use fake pee..

 

There is no test that can detect anything in detox drinks because all they are is creatine, water, and vitamins.

 

there is no way to pass a drug test with 100% certainty by using a detox drink, its simply not possible. The best route is to work out heavily for 2 weeks before your test, drink shitloads of water, take niacin, and eat items high in anti-oxidants (you can drink tea to get this effect as well)..


DO NOT REST YOU JOB OR FREEDOM ON A BULLSHIT DRINK, NO MATTER WHAT YOUR READ ON THE INTERNET, PLEASE!

 

^^This^^

 

thats why i love u guys. we have some smart people here

instantly found the bs by using the bs-o-meter

 

you guys still messing around with a bunch of bullshit to pass urine tests

Step 1 - Go to GNC

Step 2 - Buy Vitamin supplements and Niacin

Step 3 - Don't smoke for 3 - 5 days (I know this may be hard)

Step 4 - While working out and drinking in excessive amount of water take a shit ton of Niacin for those 3 - 5 days and just recommended or double dose of vitamins

Step 5 - The night before eat a shit ton of very fatty foods i.e. Mcdoubles, snickers etc. ( This may just be a lucky habit of mine, although theoretically plausible)

Step 6 - Take your vitamins when you wake up, or atleast a few hours before the test so they are processed/processing through your body

Step 7 - Chug a fat yellow Gatorade on your way to the test.

Step 8 - VICTORY!

 

^ This

In Early 08 I was unemployed. I have smoked just about every day of my life for the last 25 years. I picked up a bunch of home kits. I tried some various products, then tested after the time required. I failed every one of them. So I was not going to rely on them for a job. So every night I went out walking/jogging (very out of shape) so I would sweat, and I drank lots of water. Took 3 weeks to fully get out of my system. After I passed 3 home tests in a row, I was confident enough for a job test.

Amazing, you can be a hardcore drug addict, wait 3 days, and go get a job, lol, but smoke a joint, and you gotta wait weeks. Amazing.

 

So I guess he can change the name of this thread to... "How to fail drug tests easy. TOTALLY NOT LEGIT!"