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How to pass drug test

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by ILY NY FUCK MIA, Jul 9, 2011.

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  1. #1 ILY NY FUCK MIA, Jul 9, 2011
    I'm applying for jobs and I'm dared if they hire me they will drug test me. What's the best wat to get drug out of ur system
     
  2. #2 budmeister5, Jul 9, 2011
    Look at the first sticky at the top of the page and you'll learn.
     
  3. #3 Bouldorado, Jul 9, 2011
    ^^^^^
     
  4. #4 Jiggernex, Jul 9, 2011
    Drain your body of all the blood and bodily fluids. Then, capture a gas salesman in north-east Texas, in his late 30s, white, glasses. Tie him up, drain his blood and fill your body with it. Not only will you be clean, you will have gained all his knowledge about propane and propane accessories.
     
  5. #5 Blunt Visions, Jul 9, 2011
    Smoke more.
     
  6. #6 beachbob, Jul 9, 2011
    Get a bottle of "Quick Fix"-follow directions & U will pass- I just passed Quest in Ca. last week & did home tests for pot & benzos & positive for both before & after lab random test. I also paid $70 for drink as backup that did not work according to home tests.
     
  7. #7 ILY NY FUCK MIA, Jul 16, 2011
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    What's quick fix
     
  8. #8 SanDiegoStonerz, Jul 16, 2011
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    Lol what's that from? I heard that b4
     
  9. #9 beachbob, Jul 16, 2011
    synthetic urine. head shops have - or google QF
     
  10. #10 gobble wobble, Jul 16, 2011
    stop smoking?
     
  11. #11 mushroomsatsuji, Jul 16, 2011
    Cant be quoted enough
     
  12. #12 gobble wobble, Jul 16, 2011
    If you cant take a month off of smoking weed, to get a job. You should have a look at your priorities in life.
     
  13. #13 veemnixx, Jul 16, 2011

    Agreed ^ Weed shouldn't control your life that bad to the point where you're too scared to apply for a job.
     
  14. #14 disgustipatedd, Jul 16, 2011
    quick fix like 25 bucks max at a head shop.. make sure u check ur batch code tho.. some are deffective
     
  15. #15 OscarZetaAcosta, Jul 16, 2011
    I agree with this and mushroom.:cool:
     
  16. #16 F. Fontaine, Jul 16, 2011
    Time.
     
  17. #17 Udunson, Jul 16, 2011
    Dont be an idiot and learn to search.
     
  18. #18 HelpDesk, Jul 16, 2011
    Flood your body with water. Take creatine the day before and the day of the test. And take a few vitamin b twelves the day before and day of the test. You should pass.
     
  19. #19 Udunson, Jul 16, 2011
    Weed is fat soluble and is stored in your fat cells, pissing doesn't really help, but sweating does.
     
  20. #20 Alecskates12, Jul 16, 2011
    just do a line of cocaine
     
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