How to pass a urine Drug test

Passing a piss test:
So you've got a drug test coming up and oops you've been smoking pot within the last week or so oh no! Don't panic for I have a guide to pass the dreaded urine Drug test whether it be for pre-employment or any other reasons.

Things you'll need:
- 1 three fl. Oz travel size shampoo/body wash bottle (you can buy the empty bottles at Walmart for under a dollar)
-A good friend/family member w/ clean pee. (Or Synthetic urine but I used real pee because some tests detect synthetic)
-Hothands toe warmers ( NOT Handwarmers as they can reach max temp of 158° F as for toe warmers only reach a max temp. Of 115° F)
-Rubber Bands

What to do next:
Once you've gotten every listed above you're gonna want to get you're urine substitute into the travel size bottle if you're using real pee make sure it is kept in fridge if you won't be taking the test within the next 8 hours of receiving the substitute Urine, as the urine will go bad and smell like a run down gas stations restroom. If you've received the pee and you don't take the test within next 8 hours make sure to keep it in the fridge/freezer depending on how long until the test.
Fridge: 7 days
Freezer:
1 Year(give/take)
The day of test (if kept in fridge) take out of fridge and microwave in safe container/cup for 15-25 seconds make sure it's no more than that but skip this step if pee is fresh (within few hrs of receiving sub urine)! Then pour into travel size container.
Next, you're going to want to heat up your foot warmers, now they don't last but a max of few hours so you're going to want to get your timing right. (they take up to 30 mins before gets to max temp but starts warming instantly next attach the toe warmers to the travel size container).
Attach 2 rubber bands around the 2 foot warmers on each side of bottle the making sure the sticky side of foot warmers facing outwards of bottle; you want the pre heated up warmers there for at leat 30 min a BEFORE test! Then once you get to the lab testing/ drs office you're going to want to place in your crotch area in underwear (that's why you want the sticky side of foot warmers sticking out to attach to underwear better) boxer briefs in the spot where you put a sports safety cup, or in compression shorts; for females you're going to want to put it in same similar area in underwear preferably not thongs but ones that hold your pads comfortably. Then when you get to lab testing place in bathroom take out and pour into testing cup, then return shampoo bottle to crotch area. If followed correctly it should temp between 90-100° F & you're in the clear! Congrats you've passed a urine Drug test! Thank you for taking time to read my thread hope the best for all of you