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How to not get caught with weed.

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Whats it doing, Oct 12, 2011.

  1. #1 Whats it doing, Oct 12, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Oct 12, 2011
    Ok see this O!O thats your balls and penis.
    Now lets take our bag of weed and put it here O[]!O.
    There you go, now you dont have to worry about getting caught by anyone.
    :hello::smoke:
    Also for girls,
    ( . Y . ) thats your tiddies.
    now take my bag of weed( caz girls always smokin me up) [​IMG]
    anyway, place the bag of weed like this

    ( . Y . [])
     
  2. #2 All Sham No Wow, Oct 12, 2011
    wait whats the balls and whats the penis again?
     
  3. #3 Whats it doing, Oct 12, 2011
    Balls = O O
    Penis = !
    Bag of weed = [].
     
  4. #4 JassyD, Oct 12, 2011
    Or you could just be aware and have your weed in hands distance at all times.
     
  5. #5 bump840, Oct 12, 2011
    ( o ) ( o )
    heres some tits for good measure and to make this a slightly less awkward
     
  6. #6 StealthRider, Oct 12, 2011
    Why is the penis so small?
     
  7. #7 fight no more, Oct 12, 2011
    &

    and here's an ampersand. Just because.
     
  8. #8 BikingStoner, Oct 12, 2011
    Ugly tits.. check out mine ( . Y . )
     
  9. #9 GanjaNovice, Oct 12, 2011

    i guess
     
  10. #10 Shpongle, Oct 12, 2011
    I didn't realize my balls were that disproportional to my penis...

    I need to go see a doctor, brb.

    Good to know, though. I don't drive around with anything illegal when I can help it. But in the event that I do get pulled over with something, I always planned on tucking it behind the balls.
     
  11. #11 Whats it doing, Oct 12, 2011
    Yeah, or going into clubs or whatnot, school etc.
     
  12. #12 xbloodwhipx, Oct 12, 2011
    Is it weird that that gave me an boner?
     
  13. #13 Bank of Dank, Oct 12, 2011
    [quote name='"xbloodwhipx"']

    Is it weird that that gave me an boner?[/quote]

    Are you gay? If so then no
     
  14. #14 JustinCredible, Oct 12, 2011
    sounds good man, i used that same tactic with a quarter-o and it escaped me plenty of charges as well as jail time :)
     
  15. #15 Bank of Dank, Oct 12, 2011
    My balls cant support a bag lije that though
     
  16. #16 Guest, Oct 12, 2011
    It also gives a nice sweaty, ball-like taste to your weed when you smoke it! Great for anyone who likes balls in or around their mouth
     
  17. #17 Whats it doing, Oct 12, 2011
    Like me :hello:
     

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