"How to last long & stay hard" thread. LOL

ok guys, this is my biggest high moment while posting things on the city. Im sorry if i come back and read this later and think im an idiot, but i gotta do this!

So it was the other night, i was having sex while smoking a joint between me and my girl. (trippy experience! try it out lol) and then because i was high, i started THINKING about what i always do to last longer and just things that i do. I know a bunch of my friends have problems having sex while they are high, (some all the time) but thats besides the point because their girlfriends have big mouths to me. LOL. right so i wanna help out anyone who can actually get help, so if you are a SEXpert feel free to leave tips or say something about what i am about to tell everyone.

Right. here ya go.

I would say the number 1 thing that i can tell anyone, is to fuckin FOCUS! But before you say "hey i got his #1 tip, i can stop reading" i have to tell you what to focus ON. Don't focus about the actual act that is going on, you need to use a special view. (some people may need to close their eyes!) anyway! You are focusing on HER (ladies sorry, this is kinda for guys!) I know it sounds weird, but STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU AND HOW YOUR DICK IS FEELING! If you focus on a girl while you having sex, you can do a lot of good things, and she might actually cum before you do! Go slow, then try to feel if she wants it faster or not, watch her face, or if your girl is loud, listen. But its not all about speed, you have to get the right feeling down to, this isnt a sex guide, im just letting you know that there is a BUNCH of shit that you could be thinking of, instead of "oh god im havin sex, oh shit... i came"
A lot of people hear from some place or another that you are supposed to "think about different things... like puppies, or a cold shower" NO! FOCUS GOD DAMMIT! Think about how good it is making her feel, and just worry about getting her to the finish line, and then once she is riding you like she is the exorcist you can be plannin on caring about you again. lol, plus, if you are thinking about something else for too long, you could lose your soldier in the middle of a war, and then he would be MIA, try explainin to your girl that you lost face cuz you were thinking about cutting your grass the next morning. Not good! Dont focus on FAT people, lose wood. Dont focus on a girl you think is hotter then YOUR girl, its not only kinda shitty, but you would then start actually picturin that hot ass girl on your chick... and BAM, out of the race. Have sex with a girl you find attractive so you dont have to fantasize! lol but thats like basic rule, i think? lol... back to the topic! That's really all i have to say about lasting long.
Now this one goes out to all my friends that smoke weed, and then cant really get up. haha. First thing... dont smoke yourself retarded or get shit face drunk to the point where you cant walk or stand up, staying up does take a little energy. I would tend to stay away from having sex in the cowgirl position, or the backwards cowgirl position. (girl riding guy) Dont get me wrong, i love BOTH these positions, and i use them often, but then again, i can keep my dick hard! There are tons of positions available... you might have to start flexing and not be on the heavier side, but there IS a book called Kamasutra. Its a crazy book, im on page 64. (just playing lol) anyway! the reason why i say stay away from the cowgirls, is because when a guy is layin on there back, no matter if he is high or not, he isnt going to be at MAX performance because its harder for blood to rush threwout the whole penis. Now if you are doing the 1 leg standing elevator, you are both standing up, and your penis can get the full blood it deserves. But hey, maybe you are always on top and its still only 1/2 way away, this another thing where focusing comes into play! Some guys get turned on watching their girl, and seeing that it feels good to them. That'll keep u goin if thatsyour thing, other guys have to focus on certain body parts, which is fine... as long as you already know how to last long lol. What do you like? Breasts? Ass? Stomach? Legs? They are all right there waiting for you to touch them and kiss them. Think about the number 1 body part that turns u on about your girl, and stay with that. Girls usually pick up on it, and sometimes even guide you to your favorite spot... Now if you have a weird spot, u might just have to 1/2 fantasize about that, but for everyone else who isnt a FREAK, rub that spot. Do whatever you think will turn you on more. If you have some freaky shit that you keep in your closet and you want to pull it out because it would make the experience that much better, do it! LOL. Girls are fuckin freaks now adays, and i know its not just where i live! Indiana, Missouri, Florida, Nor Cal... i know for a fact theres freaks all around. Dont just come at your girl with a giant dildo though... or ask her to hop on your sex swing... ask her and talk to her about what her fantasies are, or ask her something that she has always wanted to do. Tell her to be honest. Sometimes you will be shocked at what you hear.
There you have it, it sure as fuck aint the best thing, but these are some pretty simple rules to follow to give you some extra juice. LOL tell me what you guys think, if you are man OR woman enough to post something. We'll see how the thread goes over. lol

 

LMFAO! Oh shit, ey everyone who read this, my bad. hahahahaha. I was so fuckin ripped. oh well. Sorry bout my ramblings.

 

LOL, yea sorry again everyone. im glad some people thought it was humerous though! haha

yea, givin yourself a lilttle loving like 1-2 hours before hand makes you go longer too! lol forgot that one but i was ripped.

 

^^^LMFAO. Nah i was sayin... if you are thinkin bout something else for too long... then you will lose your erection... didnt mean the whole thing would get sucked in.


haha people are still reading this? classic.

 

lol.. thanks?... WHOA~ your fuckin "quote" and "reply" thing is moving... thats tight lol