How to get a FREE meal.

Discussion in 'General' started by bigwillie91, Oct 30, 2010.

  1. Ok guys, you have to make sure the owner is around, and you have to have friends with you. But when you're done eating, just get your friends to say "hey man, you wanna come smoke with us?" out loud, then say "na man, i gotta hit the books". and when you ask for the check the owner will say you don't have to pay! I haven't tried it yet, but it was a commercial, so it has to be true.. Right?
     
  2. Lol, I hate that commerical man... You know that niggga wanna go smoke. "Gotta hit the books" Pshh
     
  3. .....doesn't work in real life. instead you smoke up the owner :smoke:
     
  4. Or you can just run.
     
  5. commercials are not reality, sir.
     
  6. Or just say, "Let's all go outside for a cigarette before we pay."

    Then calmly disembowel a waitress and fucking run!
     
  7. all you have to do is

    pull a hair out

    arbitrarily place it on the plate

    vehemently refusing to pay for said tainted dish

    walk out with a smile
     

  8. If I saw that scene, I'd be like, "well that dude ain't gonna survive long in teenage life".

    I've debated it too. What if I'm like 60 years old and try it? Do you think I'd get the same sympathy?
     

  9. :D

    watch this if you wanna have a good time


    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OcExaMr878]YouTube - S3 Ep14 - Dine And Dash - Part 1[/ame]






    best SHOW EVAAAAAAAARRRR
     

  10. Aww, man! You left out the best part...where they all leave the restaurant one by one without Eric and Donna knowing.... :laughing:
     

  11. There we go.
     
  12. go to getafreemeal.com
     

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