How to Eradicate Non-Smokers

Discussion in 'General' started by psychoperson25, Nov 20, 2011.

  1. #1 psychoperson25, Nov 20, 2011
    So they don't smoke what do they most likely do instead? They drink. So here is what you do get real drunk with them one night so they don't suspect anything get a shot of booze ready and poison it. Put as much rat poison as you possibly can in it.

    Now you say what if they don't drink?

    Well if they don't drink they are probably religious. Take their trusted theology book and cut out the inside of the book like you would to hide a flask. Then place pressure sensitive explosives inside of it. So next time they pick it up they get a wonderful surprise.

    Now you ask what if they aren't religious and they don't drink? Just shoot em in the head they are making it too complicated.






































    When you read the title did you do a double take?
     
  2. #2 SuperMonkey26, Nov 20, 2011
    Goddamn you
     
  3. #3 Wet Horse Lips, Nov 20, 2011
    To be fair I feel like doing away with many 'smokers' since a lot of them are downright stupid themselves.
     
  4. #4 Buzzwell420, Nov 20, 2011
    live and let live
     
  5. #5 BUDDAMUNK, Nov 20, 2011
    [quote name='"Wet Horse Lips"']To be fair I feel like doing away with many 'smokers' since a lot of them are downright stupid themselves.[/quote]

    like OP
     
  6. #6 psychoperson25, Nov 20, 2011

    Or that stupid jerkface BUDDAMUNK
     
  7. #7 Buzzwell420, Nov 20, 2011
    where in oregon are you from?
     
  8. #8 psychoperson25, Nov 20, 2011
    Hillsboro it's near Portland if you don't know the town.
     
  9. #9 Solipsist NPC, Nov 20, 2011
    I thought I was hallucinating when I saw the title.

    Funny shit.
     
  10. #10 Ezav420, Nov 20, 2011
    fuck free will.

    i dont smoke and i dont drink or practice any religion. whatchu gonna do about me HUH HUH??:p
     
  11. #11 ebola weed, Nov 20, 2011
    shoot you in the head bro, thats what he said
     
  12. #12 Soccerguy420, Nov 20, 2011
    I feel like i read so much faster when im high

    but then i dont remember what i read at all

    which leads one to wonder

    did i ever read at all?
     
  13. #13 psychoperson25, Nov 20, 2011

    This should be two lines in a Lonely Island song.

    And yes you lucky fellers get shot in the head.
     
  14. #14 Simmerten, Nov 20, 2011
    Land of the high, home of the kush.
     
  15. #15 psychoperson25, Nov 20, 2011
    Amazing toke
    How sweet the smoke
     
  16. #16 H4Z3, Nov 20, 2011
    Smoke if ya got em'
     
  17. #17 Ezav420, Nov 20, 2011
    my guns bigger.
     

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