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How to energize someone after a nap

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by grapeapeyum, Aug 13, 2011.

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  1. #1 grapeapeyum, Aug 13, 2011
    this is pretty stupid but my cousin is here and he smoked before he got here and he said he was pretty tired and i haven't smoked yet and i told him he can take a nap and i'll wake him up at 12:30 so we can go smoke and watch the meteor shower so what i'm wondering is how do i energize him to go smoke when i wake him up or should i just smoke without him if he doesn't its his weed but i'm getting 3gs in a day or two so i'l smoke him up and all.
     
  2. #2 OscarZetaAcosta, Aug 13, 2011
    Slap your balls in his face, teach the pussy why we don't fall asleep during a potential world ending event...Think of the light show, man.:cool:
     
  3. #3 DriftingApart, Aug 13, 2011
    Hook him up to an IV that administers Red Bull.
     
  4. #4 grapeapeyum, Aug 13, 2011
    i probably won't do that cause i'm spending the next week with him at the beach
     
  5. #5 milesdavis1, Aug 13, 2011
    Scare the shit out of them
     
  6. #6 grapeapeyum, Aug 13, 2011
    and drifting apart i dont have redbull or any energy drinks
     
  7. #7 Mogwai, Aug 13, 2011
    Shit on his face
     
  8. #8 OscarZetaAcosta, Aug 13, 2011
    Really? Well, I guess we have to use the harder road here. Powder him.:cool:
     
  9. #9 grapeapeyum, Aug 13, 2011
    cant took a shit like two hours ago
     
  10. #10 grapeapeyum, Aug 13, 2011
    what do you meen powder him
     
  11. #11 DemonicGman, Aug 13, 2011
    give him a trojan mask. put your balls on top of his eye lids and then your dick over his nose. great times.
     
  12. #12 Chemdogg510, Aug 13, 2011
    Piss on his face, fart in his mouth then sock him in the face.
     
  13. #13 Nhan420, Aug 13, 2011

    Soon as i read the title i thought "well a dick slap of course..."
     
  14. #14 grapeapeyum, Aug 13, 2011
    lol you guys are fucked up haha
     
  15. #15 LionHat, Aug 13, 2011
    Uhh, if he's too tired to get up that's his problem? Tell him you're going to smoke his weed either way and he can do what he wants. :D
     
  16. #16 DriftingApart, Aug 13, 2011
    Alright, fine, now you've forced me to think of something inhumane.

    Get a bucket of ice cubes (can be substituted with ice water or kool aid), throw it on him, and tell him to wake the hell up and get to the bomb shelter because the world is ending.

    Then, whenever he chases you down to kick your ass for waking him up, run outside and he'll be so amazed by the meteor shower that he'll forget all about anger and you'll live happily ever after.
     
  17. #17 SereneScene, Aug 13, 2011
    Go to a gas station.. 5 hour energy since yall are gonna crash at about that time anyways. Or let me google that for you my man :ey:
     
  18. #18 Unprettier, Aug 13, 2011
    Five hour energy, duh.
     
  19. #19 thefour20man, Aug 13, 2011
    Hahahaha, i was non stop laughing reading all these comments guys xD. And to your problem man, give him a good sativa and he'll be good to go.
     
  20. #20 clinsanity, Aug 13, 2011
    Wake him up with a bowl in his face...he'll be ready, haha.
     
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